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| AIM by mark 11/30/2009, 2:33pm PST | ||||
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| mark So penny arcade is selling polo shirts
FSBT holy fucking shit FSBT haha $40! FSBT So more expensive than H&M and AA mark It appears that the polo comes in an aluminum box mark and check out the little booklet mark http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/fp-care.html FSBT jesus fucking christ FSBT Imagine being this proud about video games FSBT I mean, I've never met a normal person who loves games more than me, and I'm horrified mark No, it's fucking weird FSBT It's so cowardly. Like, if you want to wear a video game t-shirt, just fucking wear it. mark I like their choice of model for the website mark a sort of jim gaffigan looking motherfucker FSBT You could be a respectable businessman like this with your own office mark Maybe he'll toss it under a sportcoat mark and look retarded! mark the girl model is funny too mark look how spunky she is!!!!!! (annoying) mark http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/fp-polowomens.html FSBT Qwirky pigtails! mark QWERKY FSBT She's geek friendly, not like those other stuck up models Since the Commodore 64 and the 8-bit era, we've grown up jumping over barrels, collecting rings and blowing into cartridges. 20 years later, we climb corporate ladders, jump through hoops and handle red tape. Our goals have changed but we have not, so while we need clothes that help us get where we want to go we would still like to show who we already are. mark Let's try and parse this abortion of a paragraph. mark First of all, it's horrifying to think that 20 years later, people have yet to change mark New goals, same person! So like, still a loser, but with illusions of grandeur? mark I have trouble believing that a logo with a ps2 controller is going to get you where you want to go FSBT New goals... work is like WoW grinding FSBT (not the other way around) It is a breathable, comfortable but rugged shirt designed for regular wear by regular gamers. FSBT have you seen the Hanes gamer campaign? FSBT http://www.gameincomfort.com/ mark Holy shit mark SO SWEATY, WHY DID I WEAR A SUIT AND LOAFERS TO MY FRIEND'S BASEMENT? mark Oh I'm sorry, lace-ups FSBT "I wish I had a breathable polo..." mark "...rugged enough for regular use" mark This website is bonkers mark Are we supposed to aspire to be a dude wearing shitty jeans and a pastel yellow hoody? FSBT Um, hello, he's winning mark Good point! mark Probably in the boardroom as well mark He didn't jump all those barrels to get caught-up on a little red-tape mark which I think means he's breaking the law Like I said, it's not going to be for everyone. Be warned though: if you purchase a First Party polo and I catch you walking around with the collar popped, I will take the shirt back right then and there. It's in the Eula. FSBT raawwwr jocks! mark Gabe gonna snatch it off your back mark Assuming he ever goes outside again FSBT I think he'd break a bone just trying to remove it mark Then waits ten years and draws a "scathing" comic about his struggle |
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