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| Re: Finished the game all quick like, skipping pretty much all the cutscenes. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/21/2009, 3:07am PST | ||||
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| (5:30:20 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I got the demo of Bayonetta on the 360 today, that game is pretty cool.
(5:30:33 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Also I've never seen a game where the camera zooms in on camel toe more. :( (5:30:43 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It looks really nice on our new gigantic HDTV. :3 (5:31:14 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Actually I have seen a game that has more camera lovingly focusing on pussy, and that's MGS4 where the bosses are all female women who have like different forms of post traumatic stress disorder. (5:32:13 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Because they were all traumatized by THE HORRORS OF WAR, but when you do enough damage and they remove their armor they're all in these suits that are so tight they're basically totally nude, and bouncing bobbling tit physics and the camera is always pointed straight up their beavers with fully visible HD camel toe shots. (5:32:32 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And of course a ton of work going into the polygons and textures to make sure that like every pore in their skin is visible. (5:32:56 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yet the game still tries to play it as like really dramatic and tragic. (5:33:04 AM) Mewlranduh: are you suggesting that all that work wasn't worth while? ~_~ (5:33:13 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Well some of the work was worth while. 8) (5:33:32 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: But it didn't keep me from skipping the cutscenes anyway because they're so bad they're like Battlefield Earth but without the dignity. :( (5:33:45 AM) Mewlranduh: haha :-( (5:34:13 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: There's one chick who has uncontrollable RAGE from her war trauma bloo blee, which means that she flies around in her bird armor yelling RAGE RAGE RAGE all the time. (5:34:23 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Anhd it's supposed to be like weird and creepy and intimidating. (5:34:28 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You're not supposed to laugh really hard at it. ~_~ (5:34:29 AM) Mewlranduh: hahahahaha :-( (5:35:01 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The last one who just screams a lot mimes out being trapped in a box and stuff. (5:35:18 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's supposed to be the most dramatic serious one of all, she is like NO HELP SOMEONE etc reliving past whatever. (5:35:24 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And she bangs on an invisible wall. (5:35:25 AM) Mewlranduh: I'm in a box. (5:35:28 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yes. (5:35:31 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Footprints. (5:35:48 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Someone in the game actually saw my footprints and said WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THOSE? (5:35:53 AM) Mewlranduh: FUTE STEEPS? (5:35:57 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Well, technically every game has some of that. (5:35:59 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Hahaha yes. (5:36:03 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I HEARD FOOTSTEPS >:( (5:36:09 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The guy who's mad about it. (5:36:14 AM) Mewlranduh: hahaha (5:36:18 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I HAVE TO ACTUALLY GO DO MY JOB PSH (5:36:27 AM) Mewlranduh: WE GOT A STRANGE BOX HERE! (5:36:37 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You only get one cardboard box in MGS4. :( (5:36:51 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: But you also get a barrel, a full on metal barrel which you carry around in your backpack. (5:36:59 AM) Mewlranduh: haha :-( (5:37:21 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I've never used it because most of those items are just garbage, you don't need to hide in a box if you can just blow someone's head clean off anyway. (5:37:25 AM) Mewlranduh: with your motorcycle and 10 different guns and hundreds of pounds of amunition? (5:37:31 AM) Mewlranduh: and your jetski (5:37:32 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: But I imagine if you hide in the barrel a guard says THIS IS AN ODD BARREL. (5:37:34 AM) Mewlranduh: and scuba gear (5:37:59 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You carry around like 4 different missile launchers and a rail gun that's about as big as you are also. (5:38:43 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Actually in MGS4 they try to explain that better, you can only carry 6 weapons and 10 items on you at once, you have to go into the start menu to switch that shit out, and they say it's the stupid cloaked lollerskating robot pal that Otacon invented that's giving you the items and taking them away when you switch them. :( (5:38:44 AM) Mewlranduh: if they have the technology to fit all this shit in one bag they could use a small CARDBOARD BOX or something as a trojan horse with like a whole army inside! O_O (5:39:13 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: In MGS3 if you get inside the cardboard box and call people you have really weird conversations with them that are actually kind of funny. :( (5:39:21 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Like the weapons specialist is like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING and shit. (5:39:25 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I'M IN A BOX (5:39:31 AM) Mewlranduh: so some robot is coming and going without being detected and giving and taking away weapons? ~_~ (5:39:31 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: A CARDBOARD BOX HUH? (5:39:42 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yeah supposedly, it's just their explanation. :( (5:40:10 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: They try to explain a lot of the retarded shit that's been happening in the series but it's still pretty stupid in the end. ~_~ (5:40:30 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's just more anime boolshit where people do retarded things that are just wrong. (5:47:36 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: There's this one really dumb part near the end of MGS4 also where it's supposed to be really dramatic and all the bad guys are like closing in on the various good guy characters and WILL THEY DIE it is possible perhaps! (5:47:53 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And Snake is surrounded by these dumb little robots that are jumping everywhere and zapping him and they crowd him, and he yells OCTACOOOOOOOON (5:48:02 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And it's just like something out of the Jetsons. (5:48:40 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's like the funniest part of the game but it's probably again supposed to be dramatic. ~_~ (5:51:51 AM) Mewlranduh: hahahaha OCTACOOOOON :-( It's right at the beginning of this. ^_^ THEY PULLED THAT OFF WITHOUT A MOMENT'S SUSPENSE |
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we need to go over all the cutscenes and make fun of them in more detail by 11/21/2009, 1:57am PST  Worse than Battlefield Earth. NT by 11/21/2009, 2:13am PST Finished the game all quick like, skipping pretty much all the cutscenes. by 11/21/2009, 2:24am PST Re: Finished the game all quick like, skipping pretty much all the cutscenes. by 11/21/2009, 3:07am PST Re: Finished the game all quick like, skipping pretty much all the cutscenes. by 11/21/2009, 7:07pm PST kkkojima just blamed fps games for starting wars by 11/22/2009, 7:14am PST |
