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CALTROPS PINBALL by Fussbett 11/20/2009, 1:46am PST

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CALTROPS PINBALL

v0.91 "Finished" Edition

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This is as far as I could take it with my time available and my even more limited programming ability. I tried using everything in my programming arsenal: spaghetti code, confusing variable names, lack of commenting... but still could not crack the final bug. And once I knew I couldn't crack the final bug I also gave up on some of the easier items that just required time and patience. The good news is that the table works great regardless and the most major bug, where the high score is sometimes logged millions higher than the actual score, doesn't hurt playability at all. In fact, it's like a feature. Sometimes you get lucky and the game gives you a few million points at the end, who would complain about that? Libertarians and meritocrats I guess.

I played it before sending it off to ICJ and it was really fun -- I recommend taking a year off from playing it when you get bored and it will seem good again. And still pretty difficult. I guess if I have a regret it's that it's a bit too hard, but I still played until I got a 5-ball multiball and 300,000,00 points in the one sitting which is probably my personal best. The game is probably a bit faster than when you last played it, but it also drains on the right outlane a lot less, thanks to some position tweaks.


CHANGE LOG from 0.53
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- Increased slope 1 degree.

- Increased bumper power.

- Flippers given 5 degrees of extra movement.

- Various posts tweaked for better flow.

- Hidden inside rail behind right ramp smoothed to prevent ball hangups coming out.

- Blocker target added in front of vertical up-kicker to prevent too many balls in lock (8).

- Moved megaphone/Snoop elastics to lessen drain shots and endless passes between the two elastics.

- "Shoot shut-in" text and SFX on loops during BIPOLAR MODE fixed.

- Loops needed for bipolar mode now resets to 3 on new game

- Replaced crystals with plastics (better performance, looks basically the same)

- Rubber post moved to improve bipolar ball kickouts

- Arrow colour changed on robot hooker to be less like pubic hair

- Red crosses added to medication targets (adorable)

- Fixed typo in "reverse loop"

- Upkicker flasher keeps flashing after a jackpot during multiball

- Invisible ball lock wire ramp guard added

- Invisible plunger lane guard added

- Loading screen changed

- Added exterior cabinet textures


I don't see The Happiness Engine's bug addressed specifically, but the incline change and "various posts tweaked" could have eliminated it. Now onto the TO DO list. This is what was in my little Caltrops Pinball.txt file from last year:

TO DO
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Backboard update on monitor 2

Stop BALL LOCK SFX during Multiball

Fix high score bug

Stop multiplier SFX/text after 4x

Stop sad drain SFX during Tuesday kickback

Turn off multiball arrows during bipolar

Stuck ball search routine

Add rest of MM's quotes


So the backglass scoreboard doesn't update (which you'll really notice if you have a second monitor) because that turned out to be a big pain in the ass to implement. The ball lock SFX plays even when a ball is not being locked. You get extra points at the end sometimes. The multiplier SFX plays even after you've maxed out the multiplier. When your ball is rescued and kicked out, the sad drain sound plays. The multiball arrows stay lit during bi-polar battle, even though the rape button is up at that time. There is no "stuck ball search routine" where the table fires every solenoid looking for a stuck ball. (The ball will very rarely get stuck in the divot kicker in the lower left -- FP bug, not mine). And Mischief Maker made (mischievously) about 5 other dramatic line readings for Caltrops inside jokes that were unused.

If you can live with the above problems then Caltrops Pinball 0.91 "Finished" Edition is for you!

And hey, you know you can edit things in Future Pinball, right? Feel free to make all the corrections you want. I just ask that you name your update "Caltrops-CattleHumper-edition.fpt" or whatever.

Thanks to FullofKittens for Pleasure Inspector and many amazing sound effects and tiny tunes (do not stop playing until you hear the multiball jingle). Thanks to Mischief Maker for shouting things into his computer while his roommate was trying to sleep and other 8-bit SFX. Thanks to Entropy Stew for some disgusting sounds. And thanks to Zseni for screaming "rape button".

The end.
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CALTROPS PINBALL by Fussbett 11/20/2009, 1:46am PST NEW
    The only thing missing is a picture of Quentin Beck. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 11:23am PST NEW
        Did you miss the left side of the table? Or do you want one in mufti, too? NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/20/2009, 10:56pm PST NEW
            That's Mysterio. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/21/2009, 2:11am PST NEW
                QB's hiding behind the bumpers and crying from self-loathing. NT by Mischief Maker 11/21/2009, 9:23am PST NEW
                    The inventer of Google? :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/21/2009, 3:49pm PST NEW
    daymaker A+++ NT by up with pod people 11/20/2009, 7:56pm PST NEW
    Of all the projects that my music has been attached to... by Fullofkittens 11/21/2009, 7:39am PST NEW
        PS. OMG TECHNOLOGY by Fullofkittens 11/21/2009, 8:32am PST NEW
            (in real life) by Fullofkittens is embarassed by his 11/21/2009, 10:16am PST NEW
                haha, whoops! I knew there was something I forgot to do. >:( NT by Fullofkittens 11/21/2009, 10:30am PST NEW
                (in real life) by FullofKittens is 11/21/2009, 1:41pm PST NEW
                    I haven't seen Degrassi, is that good? 8) by Fullofkittens 11/21/2009, 2:14pm PST NEW
                        (in real life) by FullofKittens is watching this... 11/21/2009, 3:10pm PST NEW
                            I saw The Pains of Being Pure at Heart sing that, only semi-ironically. NT by mark 11/23/2009, 10:42am PST NEW
        (in real life) by Fullofkittens is embarassed by his 11/21/2009, 10:12am PST NEW
            people outside this forum get kind of riled up by the language. :( NT by Fullofkittens 11/21/2009, 10:30am PST NEW
                Whenever I play XBL at somebody's house I have to explain that my friends list NT by is populated with my enemies -/ES/- 01/01/2010, 8:51pm PST NEW
                    BECAUSE YOU'RE A JAGOFF NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/01/2010, 8:58pm PST NEW
                        Do you leave out that key detail, ES? NT by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 10:55pm PST NEW
                            If I'm at their house, they already know NT by Entropy Stew 01/03/2010, 2:03am PST NEW
    Re: CALTROPS PINBALL by Mr. Kool 11/21/2009, 9:08am PST NEW
    Reaction from around the web... by Fussbett 11/22/2009, 9:20pm PST NEW
        Oh, and here's the thread on FuturePinball.com by Fussbett 11/22/2009, 9:29pm PST NEW
            I forgot you have to register to see that forum. Here's a copypasta. by Fussbett 11/23/2009, 7:44am PST NEW
                Replying to yourself is a bit lame. Here's a mark off my score. NT by Wildamnesia (3/5) 11/23/2009, 7:50am PST NEW
                Forum deleted! The developer did seem to be getting angry at the end... NT by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 6:53pm PST NEW
                    Re: Forum deleted! The developer did seem to be getting angry at the end... by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/01/2010, 8:58pm PST NEW
                        I need details... by mark 01/01/2010, 9:49pm PST NEW
                            Re: I need details... by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 10:55pm PST NEW
                        You just have to download the latest version of Future Pinball. by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 10:43pm PST NEW
                            Re: You just have to download the latest version of Future Pinball. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/01/2010, 10:58pm PST NEW
                        Perhaps not? by Mischief Maker 01/07/2012, 1:25pm PST NEW
                            I am usually wrong about conclusions I draw with software. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/07/2012, 2:57pm PST NEW
                                I got the same "time expired" message by a previous install as well. NT by Mischief Maker 01/07/2012, 4:12pm PST NEW
        Your review is external to the table!!!! >:( NT by (WIMSATT) 11/23/2009, 9:39am PST NEW
        Register a second account, put a 2 after the name, give it 5/5 again. "YOUR MOV NT by Rafiki 11/23/2009, 11:50am PST NEW
        http://fprelease.free.fr/ by Top three! 11/23/2009, 1:01pm PST NEW
        Remind me to register to upvote it soon. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/23/2009, 4:48pm PST NEW
    loved it NT by Highballer 06/30/2016, 11:57pm PDT NEW
    A classic thread NT by The Caltrops Classics Committee 11/03/2020, 10:04am PST NEW
    2024 Update by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/13/2024, 1:44pm PDT NEW
 
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