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by Eurotrash 11/02/2009, 2:45pm PST |
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What does this have to do with A Boy and His Blob?
Well before going to sleep, I had been watching this (NSFW I guess? Explicit cartoon feces / suicide themes?) a couple of times. It's great.
Unfortunately it caused me to have a grotesque dream about my brother in law having some sort of stomach-type sickness, but instead of sticking him in the outhouse, my wife had installed him on a large plastic tub. In the living room of my mother's house.
So I was having a conversation with my wife, I think I was asking why the fuck her brother had to be having his yellow shitstorms in the living room, when suddenly he had EXPLOSIVE BOWEL MOVEMENT (he started shitting like a motherfucker), resulting in a shower of warm diarrhea to fall upon me.
I immediately felt the chunks rise in my throat, and I pushed past my wife and her vile sibling so that I could hurry to the bathroom and fucking puke.
I regurgitated huge slabs of white, gelatinous organs, at one point I had to manually pull a sizable length of ghastly, alien intestine from my throat.
So I guess I had eaten The Blob at some point before the dream started? What the shit.
Years ago I had a dream about fucking a frozen pizza, but that belongs in a different forum. |
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