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Re: Taiwanese girl smells money by Quétinbec 09/15/2009, 10:33am PDT
Mischief Maker wrote:

Is this the ugly girl who you were desperately trying to knock up so you could get at her dad's money?


I wasn't trying to get her pregnant - I just wouldn't have minded if she got pregnant. Turns out I didn't even have to get her pregnant! I just had to find a decent paying job. It's also the girl I burst into tears after insulting.

ANYWAY, gonna wank over a middle-aged Asian real estate agent who showed me around a few villas today. She was wearing a skirt that came slightly above her knees. It was the first time I've seen a woman in a skirt in a month! I got half an erection watching her climb the stairs. I've been waiting a long time for this wank, boys.

She's 50 :(
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Taiwanese girl smells money by Quétinbec 09/14/2009, 7:45am PDT NEW
    Re: Taiwanese girl smells money by Mischief Maker 09/14/2009, 7:53pm PDT NEW
        Re: Taiwanese girl smells money by Quétinbec 09/15/2009, 10:33am PDT NEW
            QB in geriatric asian wank SHOCKER NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/15/2009, 10:36am PDT NEW
                QB TANS LITTLE MAN TO SKIRTED GRAN NT by The Sun 09/15/2009, 11:26am PDT NEW
                    KNEES PLEASE SLEAZE FOR LITTLE SQUEEZE NT by up with pod people 09/15/2009, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                        Haha, yeah... ah... trying to think of something that rhymes with "Asian"... NT by David Brent 09/15/2009, 6:38pm PDT NEW
                            The depth of my offline Asian porn stash allows me to cater to out-there fantasi by Quétinbec 09/16/2009, 6:23am PDT NEW
    Hahaha this same basic thing happened to me today... by Chairman Mao 09/18/2009, 7:41pm PDT NEW
        Shut the fuck up, Mao. It's funny when I do it because I'm not poor and ugly. NT by Quétinbec 09/23/2009, 10:01am PDT NEW
            I'm not poor or ugly, those are things you assumed. by Chairman Mao 09/23/2009, 10:07am PDT NEW
            it's funny? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/23/2009, 10:08am PDT NEW
 
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