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by FABIO 09/13/2009, 8:28pm PDT |
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They're all so paranoid about getting fired, yet drop strong hints at what their job on both sets?
If low level crew (wardrobe, PA, camera assistant, low level AD it sounds like) expect the talent to be their friends, holy shit get the fuck out the industry right freaking now.
Production sets are the most clique-heavy environments you'll ever find outside of high school. The idea of 3 people from totally different branches (especially camera people; they only ever hang out with other camera people and do nothing but talk about camera models with each other) becoming so buddy buddy that they not only hang out all the time between movies, but get on the hotline together to activate wonder triplet powers whenever someone says something mean about a director they worked with is completely fucking out there. Even more ridiculous is the idea of low-level crew even having a conversation with their directors; I doubt they exchanged more than 2 sentences with him put together across both movies.
Producers are the biggest dicks on the planet. There is an entire law of physics devoted to showing how it is impossible for them to be decent human beings. Michael Bay comes with the Jerry Bruckheimer stamp of approval, a producer's director if there ever was one.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
The first paragraph sounds like something Steve Carrel would say on The Office, through lots of "fun" team exercises that everyone hates. As far as the second paragraph goes, can you really imagine a low level crew member giving a shit, or even being aware of it?
"Bring your 'A' game"? Does anyone honestly believe that anyone in a non-managerial position has ever said this? |
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Apparently Megan Fox is a huge cunt by Mr. 3000 and his blob 09/13/2009, 7:04pm PDT 
Gold (always believe in your soul). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 7:11pm PDT 
women, can't live with em can't kill em *gunshot* oh I guess you can do one of t NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/13/2009, 7:12pm PDT 
I think Megan and Michael need to see the award-winning play 'Oleanna' by Jerry Whorebach 09/13/2009, 7:32pm PDT 
That's a shocker by Mischief Maker 09/13/2009, 7:35pm PDT 
I dunno what shia laboof's "B" game is but I dunno if I want to see it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/13/2009, 7:38pm PDT 
b as in blazin NT by gruman 09/13/2009, 7:50pm PDT 
There is no way 3 random crew members got together to write this by FABIO 09/13/2009, 8:28pm PDT 
I think a lot of pornstars look at Megan Fox and scratch their heads. by Fullofkittens 09/13/2009, 8:34pm PDT 
Allegedly a majority of the directors and actors she met want to fuck the shit o by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 8:35pm PDT 
style? class? (whoa huge slam on porn stars out of nowhere) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/13/2009, 8:44pm PDT 
Jso and I watched Dead Ringers (the story of us) this morning. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 8:34pm PDT 
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