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| This is why you have no friends. by Zsenitan 08/19/2009, 12:53pm PDT | ||||
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| (12:03:08 PM) Buttpal: I'm actually completely captivated by onani master kurosawa
(12:29:56 PM) Zseni: haha how buttpalian of you (12:30:02 PM) Zseni: well, it's a funny idea (12:30:10 PM) Zseni: but it's too shounen for me ^_^ as it should be (12:30:45 PM) Zseni: The only really funny thing as far as I'm concerned is how often that guy strikes classic "blue collar seme" poses (12:31:03 PM) Zseni: maybe not blue collar, maybe more hm how to put it - unpolished? no. not rough either. (12:31:08 PM) Zseni: Sporty? (12:31:16 PM) Zseni: Streety? (12:31:50 PM) Buttpal: the storyline develops quite a bit over the course of the run, in surprising ways (12:32:21 PM) Zseni: josei smut magna never surprises anyone :( (12:32:57 PM) Buttpal: ok (12:33:10 PM) Zseni: shounen-shoujo (for kids/teen boys or girls respectively) (12:33:22 PM) Zseni: seinen/josei (for relatively adult men/women respectively) (12:33:57 PM) Zseni: I'm just saying, the girl equivalents of Onani Master are never surprising. (12:34:15 PM) Zseni: It's always "does he love me? why does he make me suffer? oh he DOES love me! We're married the end." (12:34:15 PM) Buttpal: having a hard time imagining the girl equivalent (12:34:20 PM) Buttpal: http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gizz.gif (12:34:37 PM) Zseni: It's a much softer sell, even the really explicit ones are more flowery (12:34:45 PM) Zseni: sweet emote (12:35:14 PM) Zseni: yaoi is for girls, but the guy equivalent is called bara, and bara can definitely be as nasty as seinen porn (12:35:46 PM) Zseni: the downside is that there's exactly two body types in bara: giant huge muscle (90% of everyone), and tiny slender buttlad (rare) (12:36:07 PM) Zseni: Yuri is pretty much always very soft. (12:36:22 PM) Zseni: Like soft josei smut, but with more pantsu (12:38:57 PM) Zseni: your standard josei smut comic gets about this hawt: (12:38:58 PM) Zseni: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/midnight_secretary/v02/c010/25.html (12:39:12 PM) Zseni: but never very much hotter. You may get a really vague penetration detail, that's it. (12:39:52 PM) Zseni: Incidentally I think this particular magna is very Hewters-esque in its gestalt. Not that it's what Hewters wants or what she's into or anything like that. It just has a Hewters energy. (12:40:26 PM) Buttpal: you mean the spunkmaster magna? (12:40:42 PM) Zseni: no no the midnight secretary one (12:40:46 PM) Buttpal: ohhh (12:40:47 PM) Buttpal: ok (12:40:54 PM) Zseni: hahaha seriously try to keep up you fucking toon (12:41:06 PM) Buttpal: you kept jabbering on about god knows what, how could I possibly keep track (12:41:07 PM) Zseni: (get it, fucking toon? because that's what's happening in them?) (12:41:15 PM) Zseni: Yes reading is hard, that's why you're poor. (12:43:20 PM) Buttpal: this is why no one can like you. EVERYONE: hey Zseni, I'm reading/watching/listening to this thing, it's pretty good! let's discuss it or something! Zseni: here, let me crush you with an encyclopedic treatment of everything in that genre. HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING (12:44:02 PM) Zseni: Hahaha losing out on the affections of the weak-willed - it's like running out of cocoa. (12:44:13 PM) Zseni: Affections like those can be picked up anywhere, easily. (12:45:07 PM) Buttpal has left the conversation. |
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This is why you have no friends. by 08/19/2009, 12:53pm PDT  If only I had Zseni's will to power . . . by 08/20/2009, 3:53am PDT Who IS this guy who follows me around hamfisting all my jokes? NT by 08/20/2009, 4:23am PDT Jokes? by 08/20/2009, 6:04am PDT You are dumb, maybe even dumb enough to be icycalm. NT by 08/20/2009, 6:59am PDT Oh I'm not him by 08/20/2009, 11:34am PDT You'll stay that way forever at your current clip. NT by 08/20/2009, 1:07pm PDT New-wave trivia corner by 08/20/2009, 1:16pm PDT |
