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Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/15/2009, 4:17pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:


Sex is about getting someone you love pregnant. Gay men have dicks and can use assholes as a close enough approximation to the female anatomy to fool themselves into believing they are satisfying this core drive. I can see how that works for them. But, lesbian sex is so far removed from the natural mechanics of sex that it's pretty much platonic to me. At best, a couple of girls wanking themselves off. Big deal.

Men wank to lesbian porn because they can't settle on one girl and would rather shift their attention between two, and because they want to maximize the porn's girlness to avoid the risk of getting turned on by a stranger's dick. Wanks built on indecision and fear. Abnormal wanks.


You are so hilarious.
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Two consecutive homosexual wanks by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 11:15pm PDT NEW
    Calibrate your faggotry. Please rate the included pictures. by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 11:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: Calibrate your faggotry. Please rate the included pictures. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2009, 11:43pm PDT NEW
            I'll put in requests for more taurens and more women over at /y/ NT by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                Yeah you get on that sweet cheeks my work is done time for a well deserved rest. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2009, 11:48pm PDT NEW
                    Anon delivers. by Zsenitanon 08/20/2009, 7:18pm PDT NEW
                        Hm now that I've seen it it doesn't seem all that appealing. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 8:01pm PDT NEW
        Additional Calibration by Worm 08/13/2009, 12:29am PDT NEW
        Oh by the way here's that pic again. Quit hiding from yourself, QB! by Zsenitan 08/13/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
    Oh my god also jesus fuck ha ha by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 11:54pm PDT NEW
        OK, I knew nothing about any American gay riots. That's a freaky coincidence. by Quétinbec 08/13/2009, 3:35pm PDT NEW
            Freaky, you say. by Zsenitan 08/13/2009, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                Keep your gay shit out of this thread, Zseni. by Quétinbec 08/13/2009, 7:45pm PDT NEW
                    You never jerked it so hard as you did to that beautiful young boy, liar. by Zsenitan 08/13/2009, 11:09pm PDT NEW
                        BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL......... COLE ;-; NT by Mr. Holland 08/13/2009, 11:34pm PDT NEW
                        This bitch is just asking for it. by Quétinbec 08/14/2009, 5:55pm PDT NEW
                            Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by Zsenitan 08/15/2009, 1:45am PDT NEW
                                Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by Quétinbec 08/15/2009, 3:51pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/15/2009, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                                        LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S A LESBIAN ENTHUSIAST ABNORMAL NT by Normal Wank Society (NWS) 08/15/2009, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                                        Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other American. by Quétinbec 08/16/2009, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, by RTS players who aren't good at RTS 08/16/2009, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                                            gypsy jesus: I'd hit it NT by up with pod people 08/16/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ameri by An American 08/16/2009, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                                                Only faggots and anglophiles say wank in America NT by Fortinbras 08/16/2009, 7:33pm PDT NEW
                                                Fleshlight by Quétinbec 08/17/2009, 3:29pm PDT NEW
                                                    Wank Vocab by Grammarian 08/17/2009, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                                            Fellow hippie traveling palz! ^____^ NT by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ame by Last 08/18/2009, 5:29am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ame by Better Blue Than Red 08/18/2009, 7:37am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ame by alternatively 08/18/2009, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by Zsenitan 08/15/2009, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Quetinbec really fills in the summer slump here at Caltrops NT by Fortinbras 08/15/2009, 11:14pm PDT NEW
    Re: Two consecutive homosexual wanks by Far too good to be true 08/13/2009, 1:31am PDT NEW
    Re: Two consecutive homosexual wanks by H1N1 08/14/2009, 4:27am PDT NEW
        dan savage on straight men by up with pod people 08/14/2009, 9:17am PDT NEW
            Michael Savage has similar views. NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/14/2009, 2:01pm PDT NEW
        Re: Two consecutive homosexual wanks by Quétinbec 08/14/2009, 6:02pm PDT NEW
 
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