Forum Overview :: The Mysterious and Powerful Cran-Grape

These Grape-nuts were cursed from the start by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2009, 9:42pm PDT I bought two boxes because the sign said they were half-price. Then when I got to the check-out they charged me full price for both - nine dollars! So I had to go back and wait (no exaggeration, not even a little exaggeration) for ten minutes while the woman called for a price check over and over again until eventually she had to shut down the register and check it herself. I guess I was looking especially patient (or maybe very slightly impatient?) because a guy who looked like Glenn Beck started talking to me about how what the world needs is more patience. Then when I finally got my four dollars back they made me sign for it and I signed Murph Blurfsky because I'm an idiot. Long story short these Grape-nuts expired two months ago (maybe why they were on sale?) and I get the impression from Jsoh they probably weren't that great to begin with. I am so depressed and full of Grape-nuts I could vomit.

These Grape-nuts don't taste like grapes OR nuts. Am I eating them wrong? by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2009, 8:51pm PDT     no that's pretty much it, they straight up suck NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/14/2009, 9:04pm PDT         Oh god I've made a terrible mistake. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2009, 9:17pm PDT             wow i missed this forum NT by Mister Helper 08/14/2009, 9:19pm PDT                 These Grape-nuts were cursed from the start by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2009, 9:42pm PDT                     I remember trying them years ago, thought they would be like nut n honey or hone by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/14/2009, 10:12pm PDT                         They didn't even taste like grape or nuts, they tasted like lint and carpet fibe by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/14/2009, 10:14pm PDT                             a less salty, more mild tasting and more soft version of road gravel NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/14/2009, 10:15pm PDT                                 I've eaten tastier cat food. by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2009, 11:10pm PDT                                     you are going to poop: forever NT by up with pod people 08/14/2009, 11:40pm PDT                                     if it's expired you should just throw it away already NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/14/2009, 11:44pm PDT                                         TIME'S UP *Picard does something* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/15/2009, 12:10am PDT                                     Save it for when you have a spouse to drown out or poison NT by Vested Id 08/15/2009, 12:09am PDT     Hey PAL, I'll make those Jerry jokes around here NT by Larry David 08/15/2009, 12:56am PDT