review 3 video 4 act 1 2/12, meet up with ocatonby Weyoun Voidbringer 08/10/2009, 10:02am PDT
so the fag playing this obviously knew where that guard would be, holds him up and then just slams the guy into the ground anyway. so this guy has drunk the kojima koolaid about the evil neocon pmcs who came to this middle eastern shithole to provide humanitarian aid and maybe even put a stop to the tyranny of islamic sharia law which is the reason that these people become terrorists in the first place. kojima has told him who to hate and he is gonna listen to kojima no matter what. seriously, anyone who has played this bullshit, did you understand why pmcs were supposed to be evil? I'm sure kkkojima gives some extremely convoluted excuse to why pmcs are bad, but who the fuck can ever understand his tortured logic. speaking of torture, this is an mgs game so you are certain to get an eyeful of the most horrific and repulsive kinds of torture, none of this "wet towel over the head" bullshit.
anyway he quickly sneaks his way into a cutscene, where nothing happens (he meets the dumb ass faggy lollerskating robot). NOTHING HAPPENS AND YOU SHOULD NOT GIVE A FUCK. suddenly, the robot hands snaek a magic eyepatch and 2 guns that could not have possibly fit inside the little thing's hold. a wizard did it.
suddenly, things start actually happening in this game! some things explode and it's an instant warzone. snaeek makes the mistake of fighting against the american good guy troops when he simply could have snuck past. one thing made clear at this point is that the guy playing this isn't very good, BUT he has probably played it over and over a billion times so that makes up for his lack of skill. he's probably used to shitty jrpgs like fursona and whatever.
aaaaaaaaanyway this part actually looks really fun, there's a big clusterfuck of professional and wonderful american mercenaries vs wife beating head chopping jihadi terrorfucks. solid weeaboo cowardly hides behind everyone and picks them off with his sleepy gun. he then wisely leaves the terrorists to die before the battle has ended, where they are certain to be cut down by the superior training and morale of the american warriors for freedom and peace and stuff.
the video leaves off with him saving his game as you watch every agonizing second of the progress bar filling up.
