miggles yootoob review part two: liquid ejacualte sun (we doin dis shit on yootoby Weyoun Voidbringer 08/09/2009, 4:33pm PDT
right off the bat, we get 60 seconds of snaek standing in place doing nothing, followed by a codec conversation. miggles 4's codec conversations now occasionally allow for some video conversations, so you get to watch ocaton shift in his seat and push his glasses on his nose
this game will throw "PMCs" around very frequently so let's get the definition set here, kojima is talking about blackwater. nope, they aren't talking about private military contractors being responsible for all wars in the world, because that is monumentally stupid even by kojima's lax standards of what can be considered stupid, so hey grats kojima (and also perhaps ding but mainly grats on breaking the stupid barrier). so yea, blackwater evil, terrorists good. this sets the basis for why I want to play this game the "wrong" way as soon as I can
ok so the faggot assfuck weeaboo dipshit playing the game in this video fumbles around in the dark, and then finds some hidden paths that he could have only known about in advance, probably after writing or maybe even reading a gamefaq
at 4 minutes 44 seconds he finally engages his first enemy of the entire game, walking up from behind, holding him up and then wait he just throws him to the ground and shuffles the body around for items? what happened to searching the guards on the spot? did they remove the best idea they ever came up with for looting items from guards since mgs2? what the FUCK
so more fumbling around in the dark, but this time with someone who knows every inch of the map by heart (because he is a faggot) and then he sneaks past another guard and the video ends