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miggles 4: the youtube review by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/09/2009, 1:03pm PDT
I am going to skip the very first video since it is so long and boringly pointless



the first million years of this video is just so-old snack running away from these goofy fuckin mechs, while rocks fall everyone dies no wait they don't die, but it seems like these mechs keep pausing right at obviously critical moments when they could instakill snaek in one hit

the scene ends when a mech finds a cardboard box sitting in the middle of the room filled with watermelons, and steps on it. how did the watermelons get in that upside down box, stacked so perfectly? did snake put that there? what the fuck? at least it seems to be referencing the whole concept of the cardboard box, specifically how fucking useless that thing has always been

the second half of the clip suddenly has snake in a graveyard, saluting at a grave. is it the boss's grave? (the flashbacks suggest that snake is doing this because big boos/snake-before has done this... but then why would solid snake be doing this now considering that all he knew about big boss was that he was an enemy who he had to kill and fuck I give up figruring this bullshit out) who the fuck knows, but anyway ocatocaton flies down in his personal helicopter or some shit, so snake tells him "even the dead have ears." yeah, they do have ears, but they're dead so why does that fucking matter?

so otacon tells snake about the mRNA, uh huh thanks otacon, hey everyone otacon found out what the whales are saying ok fuck this bullshit but anyway the point is snaek is aging rapidly but they can't figure out why (the reason why is because kojima wants to end the series at the lowest possible point, snake hasn't been cool since the first 1/10th of MGS2) so they meet campbell on the chopper who foreshadows some extremely gay exposition about PMCs and the UN and how the whole world is now run by bushitlerhalliburtonblackwater no wait I mean -THE PATRIOTAS- and that they found liquid snaek and so solid snaek should go track him down as long as he doesn't have anything left to live for except be extremely old

the clip ends with a live action video of someone cooking eggs in a pan while reading off a list of numbers, isn't that so interesting aren't you ENRICHED by the experience of watching that dogshit? fuck no you aren't
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miggles 4: the youtube review by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/09/2009, 1:03pm PDT NEW
    *grunt* *PAUSE* NT by 90% of MGS cutscenes 08/09/2009, 1:39pm PDT NEW
        *pause* *pause* *pause* by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/09/2009, 2:32pm PDT NEW
            Re: *pause* *pause* *pause* by FABIO 08/09/2009, 8:04pm PDT NEW
                I did see that, there are many awful CUNTscenes on youtube of it. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/09/2009, 10:59pm PDT NEW
    I press X. Watch a fucking movie. Shoot a guy. Watch a fucking movie. NT by Fortinbras 08/09/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
        Turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands, and then you tur NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/09/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
            IT PUTS THE FUCKING LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT WATCHES A CUTSCENE AGAIN NT by Fortinbras 08/09/2009, 4:12pm PDT NEW
    miggles yootoob review part two: liquid ejacualte sun (we doin dis shit on yooto by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/09/2009, 4:33pm PDT NEW
        The graphics are pretty good, imagine if there was a game to go with them... by Jerry Whorebach 08/09/2009, 7:11pm PDT NEW
            so they don't have any ideas but maybe they can milk the fans of the last game by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/10/2009, 10:27am PDT NEW
                He just needs an editor by FABIO 08/10/2009, 2:53pm PDT NEW
                    too small, can't read it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/10/2009, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                        It's Fury machine-gunning the names of dead soldiers into HQ wall by FABIO 08/16/2009, 12:53am PDT NEW
                            You should find a bigger picture of it and post that instead. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2009, 1:06am PDT NEW
                                mebbe abouts this size by gruman 08/16/2009, 12:54pm PDT NEW
    I like how it has a save checkpoint after the initial long-ass cutscene. NT by Mischief Maker 08/09/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
    review 3 video 4 act 1 2/12, meet up with ocaton by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/10/2009, 10:02am PDT NEW
        The fanbase might be worse than the game. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/10/2009, 4:54pm PDT NEW
            undoubtedly NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/10/2009, 5:33pm PDT NEW
    current video: meeting frank drebin of police squad by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/10/2009, 9:19pm PDT NEW
        Re: current video: meeting frank drebin of police squad by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/10/2009, 10:21pm PDT NEW
            he does use the night vision right at the start NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/11/2009, 11:23am PDT NEW
                Psh for a second, then he is stumbling dumb into pie in dark corridors. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/11/2009, 2:54pm PDT NEW
    more shittan characters yes oh yes thx so much kojima, review 5 by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/12/2009, 7:17pm PDT NEW
    middle east, downtown, 3 am by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/15/2009, 6:30pm PDT NEW
 
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