miggles 4: the youtube reviewby Weyoun Voidbringer 08/09/2009, 1:03pm PDT
I am going to skip the very first video since it is so long and boringly pointless
the first million years of this video is just so-old snack running away from these goofy fuckin mechs, while rocks fall everyone dies no wait they don't die, but it seems like these mechs keep pausing right at obviously critical moments when they could instakill snaek in one hit
the scene ends when a mech finds a cardboard box sitting in the middle of the room filled with watermelons, and steps on it. how did the watermelons get in that upside down box, stacked so perfectly? did snake put that there? what the fuck? at least it seems to be referencing the whole concept of the cardboard box, specifically how fucking useless that thing has always been
the second half of the clip suddenly has snake in a graveyard, saluting at a grave. is it the boss's grave? (the flashbacks suggest that snake is doing this because big boos/snake-before has done this... but then why would solid snake be doing this now considering that all he knew about big boss was that he was an enemy who he had to kill and fuck I give up figruring this bullshit out) who the fuck knows, but anyway ocatocaton flies down in his personal helicopter or some shit, so snake tells him "even the dead have ears." yeah, they do have ears, but they're dead so why does that fucking matter?
so otacon tells snake about the mRNA, uh huh thanks otacon, hey everyone otacon found out what the whales are saying ok fuck this bullshit but anyway the point is snaek is aging rapidly but they can't figure out why (the reason why is because kojima wants to end the series at the lowest possible point, snake hasn't been cool since the first 1/10th of MGS2) so they meet campbell on the chopper who foreshadows some extremely gay exposition about PMCs and the UN and how the whole world is now run by bushitlerhalliburtonblackwater no wait I mean -THE PATRIOTAS- and that they found liquid snaek and so solid snaek should go track him down as long as he doesn't have anything left to live for except be extremely old
the clip ends with a live action video of someone cooking eggs in a pan while reading off a list of numbers, isn't that so interesting aren't you ENRICHED by the experience of watching that dogshit? fuck no you aren't