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| Re: Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/06/2009, 12:24pm PDT | ||||
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| Speaking of hilarious dogs dying stories, earlier today moom told us that her second dog Tandy bit a mailman. She gave this dog to our niece like a few months back, what with her moving into that new house and wanting a "guard dog." Tandy the dog was like Puma Man, not much good for anything, Tandy didn't even like bark. He liked to stand in the doorway when being let out because he wasn't sure if he should go out or not, and when he did he would slip on the floor and slam into walls and shit. He was a big fat dumb dog, and was even dumber than Goldie who was the first dog. All of moom's dogs before that have been really stupid, plus they were bad dogs who didn't deserve love, which of course we always made sure to say out loud to the dogs. It couldn't have been any worse or better than moom talking to her dogs herself like they're listening.
So anyway after moom told us that he bit a mailman (good job being a dog there), me and Jso started joking about how the dog will now be put down, and Jso said that they are going to pull his head and tail until he rips in half, and when animal control says they have to "destroy" a dog that's how they do it. I was going to make a talking card of this but the site is defunct unfortunately. We were making sure to laugh a lot about it, and how the dog was going to have to be DESTROYED, like maybe Simon Belmont was going to have to whip Tandy until he burst into flames and screamed nooooo or something. Or really, they'll put it in the gas chamber. Moom was listening to her Bridge Over Troubled Waters album, so when "The Boxer" came on we decided to dedicate it to Tandy or what will soon be Tandy's memory, BITE BA BITE, BITE BA BITE BITE BITE BA BITE etc. Moom laughed it off, which is more than I can say about the people in the darknest channel, would you believe they have no sense of humor? |
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Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store by 08/05/2009, 9:21pm PDT  kid doesn't want to walk, she won't carry him, it seems a fair compromise by 08/06/2009, 12:56am PDT So it's abuse when I see someone dragging their kid by the arm? by 08/06/2009, 9:55am PDT What did that asshole kid do to that nice woman? NT by 08/06/2009, 10:16am PDT Re: Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store by 08/06/2009, 10:44am PDT Re: Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store by 08/06/2009, 11:13am PDT perfect use of the office commercial NT by 08/07/2009, 2:16pm PDT Re: Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store by 08/06/2009, 12:24pm PDT PS should I post this delightful story to my furaffinity *JOURNAL*? NT by 08/06/2009, 12:26pm PDT Re: Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store by 08/13/2009, 2:00am PDT OH NO by 08/13/2009, 12:24pm PDT Why hasn't this been done before in fiction? So funny. NT by 08/14/2009, 4:29am PDT |
