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When I got to the Badlands I wanted to quit, then I upgraded the Nano-Rifle by Fortinbras 07/28/2009, 2:58pm PDT
Everything I thought I knew about the game up until the Badlands is WRONG.

- The Rocket Launcher is terrible. 18 rockets is your ammo max and it takes over NINE (!!!) to destroy ONE TANK.

- Arc Welder is terrible. Useless for Convoy attacks because you CAN'T HIJACK CONVOY VEHICLES THAT HAVE BEEN TAGGED AS REQUIRING DESTRUCTION. How the fuck are you supposed to take out a convoy of two tanks and two APC's without hijacking one of the tanks, destroying the other three vehicles, and then blowing up the last one? I don't know! You'll run out of ammo first! It's IMPOSSIBLE. Fuck Convoy missions.

- Most of the Heavy Metal challenges are great, except for the few that are "Without me providing you with any weapons or vehicles with guns on them, destroy THIRTY FIVE VEHICLES, GO NOW!"

- Badlands is the worst place to try and up morale and reduce control. Whereas in Dust I couldn't go five feet without having a random courier/convoy/defend area job popping up, you can cruise around for 10 minutes and nothing will happen. It's also very weak on challenges to do for scrap and without the morale multiplier it's a fucking wash. I stayed just long enough to collect enough 1200 scrap for the Nano Rifle and its ammo upgrade.

- Seriously, the fucking Nano Rifle. It's awesome. Always use it.

- Late in the game you get offered a Thermobaric Rocket Launcher for a grand total of 3000 scrap (!!!) to be fully upgraded, that's 1000 for the initial 4-round launcher and 2000 for doubling the ammo. This is a fucking scam, just up your capacity on your mining charges and carry them. (The Thermobaric will level an office building in two shots, but it still sucks)

- However the Jetpack is definitely worth the scrap to fully upgrade and makes exploring a lot more fun now that you're not stopped by obnoxious canyon slopes.

- Going to Eos is rewarding, and I wish they had done more with the place. However they seem to have run out of ideas after that. What the hell was up with sending me all the way across the map on a pickup mission just to progress the story? And then sending me on ANOTHER pickup mission right after that? And then you give me not one, but TWO times where I'm using a satellite-link top down display to call in infinite artillery strikes? Booooooooooooooooooooooring. Followed by a finale hike up a mountain that was not TOTALLY ripped off of Mercenaries.

- There's no New Game+ mode after you beat the game. Instead it just sends you into full sandbox mode like every other sandbox game and your only options are to rip up everything, beat your old scores on challenges, and shit. It doesn't even have the courtesy to rebuild all the stuff you've already destroyed or let you replay old missions!


Verdict: Disappointed positive! Worth a rental. But not worth going back to. Also Yahtzee's review of this game is terrible. Like picking up Super Mario Tennis and giving it a 1/10 because it didn't have any platform jumping in it.
Hey, Yahtzee, GUERRILLA IS A TITLE, NOT A GENRE.







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Red Faction: Guerilla First Impressions (It's fucking awesome) by Fortinbras 07/25/2009, 12:42pm PDT NEW
    No redo button on the challenges :( NT by Worm 07/25/2009, 2:12pm PDT NEW
        If you walk out of the area it'll restart it NT by Fortinbras 07/25/2009, 2:20pm PDT NEW
            It just puts you in front of the thing, but you have to re-accept the challenge by Worm 07/25/2009, 3:23pm PDT NEW
                Another minor bitch by Fortinbras 07/25/2009, 4:32pm PDT NEW
        That drove me nuts by Lizard_King 07/25/2009, 7:05pm PDT NEW
            I drove a dumptruck laden with an insanely powerful car bomb into objectives by Fortinbras 07/25/2009, 9:31pm PDT NEW
            Breaking down a wall a guy is taking cover behind doesn't count as a stealth kil NT by l? Worm 07/26/2009, 8:34am PDT NEW
                I couldn't find a clip of Robocop at city hall smashing through the walls by Fortinbras 07/26/2009, 10:21am PDT NEW
            So is like everyone playing this on casual? NT by Worm 07/26/2009, 10:36am PDT NEW
                I sure as shit was by Lizard_King 07/26/2009, 1:17pm PDT NEW
                    half-great = good? NT by Entropy Stew 07/26/2009, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                        = good enough by Lizard_King 07/26/2009, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                            I was able to stomach Badlands on Normal but I had to change it to Easy by Fortinbras 07/28/2009, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                                I love Badlands NT by Late 80s Guy 07/29/2009, 2:21pm PDT NEW
    More cool things by Fortinbras 07/25/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
        Tesla gun with the only hit enemies and three prongs upgrade owns NT by Ethan Steele 07/26/2009, 6:24am PDT NEW
        Please stop calling it Tesla gun NT by Tired of Tesla Redditards 07/26/2009, 2:30pm PDT NEW
            OH I'M SORRY MR. GUNFAGGOT HERE "ARC WELDER" THAT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE by FortinDEAGLED 07/26/2009, 4:30pm PDT NEW
                To answer my own stupid question: All of them! I withdraw my criticism =( NT by FortinDEAGLED 07/26/2009, 4:32pm PDT NEW
                    SIR haven't we talked about this where is my union rep I demand a thread locking NT by Fortinbras correction service 07/26/2009, 5:02pm PDT NEW
                    Glad you got that sorted out. by Lizard_King 07/26/2009, 8:25pm PDT NEW
    Re: Red Faction: Guerilla First Impressions (It's fucking awesome) by Furcifer 07/26/2009, 1:11am PDT NEW
    When I got to the Badlands I wanted to quit, then I upgraded the Nano-Rifle by Fortinbras 07/28/2009, 2:58pm PDT NEW
        I upgraded the nano rifle and I still want to quit by Lizard_King 07/30/2009, 7:57pm PDT NEW
        I wish you could reset the destroyed buildings too :( NT by Ethan Steele 07/31/2009, 6:55am PDT NEW
 
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