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I am right handed. by Mysterio 01/24/2005, 10:55pm PST
I wank with my left because mousing requires more precision than jerking. Now I can only comfortably jerk off with my left hand and the same can be said for brushing my teeth. I don't know which hand is supposed to hold the fork when eating because it's so natural for me to hold it in either hand. When I'm playing sport, people remark on my unusually coordinated left hand. I don't remember having these abilities before I started jerking off to internet porn. Jerking over internet porn has changed the way I physically interact with the world.
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When viewing porn on the web, do you jerk off with your left hand? NT by Mysterio 01/24/2005, 5:30pm PST NEW
    Logins please NT by Fan of Quality 01/24/2005, 6:35pm PST NEW
    Being left handed, yes. NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/24/2005, 7:10pm PST NEW
        It helps to have a roommate HANDY, too. NT by WINK 01/24/2005, 9:01pm PST NEW
            I am right handed. by Mysterio 01/24/2005, 10:55pm PST NEW
                On internet porn by Fussbett 01/25/2005, 3:33pm PST NEW
            Yes, another person helps. Another scintillating insight from the Tardstyrios. NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/25/2005, 10:30am PST NEW
                logins NT by please 01/25/2005, 3:23pm PST NEW
                I prefer "anonytards." NT by Fullofkittens 01/25/2005, 8:31pm PST NEW
                Someone didn't set their alarm c(l)ock this morning! by WINK 01/25/2005, 8:49pm PST NEW
                    Re: Someone didn't set their alarm c(l)ock this morning! by Bill Dungsroman 01/25/2005, 10:35pm PST NEW
 
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