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[CARUSO AND CHIEF STANDING ON THE TOP OF A BUILDING AS MEWLY GROWS INTO HER FINAL FORM AND IS GIGANTIC, CARUSO AND CHIEF HAVING A PRETTY STRAIGHT ON VIEW OF HER GIANT CAMEL TOE DURR HURR] MEWLY: I HAVE BECOME A NEW FORM OF WEBCOMIC CHARACTER AND GROWN BEYOND MY ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING LIKE DATA OR THE DOCTOR FROM VOYAGER, ALSO I WILL SCAN FOR LIFE FORMS BECAUSE I JUST LOVE SCANNING FOR LIFE FORMS ^_^ MEWLY: BUT ANYWAY MY POINT IS THAT I AM THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF LIFE CARUSO [PUTTING ON SUNGLASSES]: Looks like she's evolving... CARUSO: Into a giant beaver. [YAAA?] PAGE 54: XKCD GUY [TO NON EXISTENT INVISIBLE BLANK SPACE]: We must escape, come with me! XKCD GUY: What? [XKCD GUY STANDING THERE] XKCD GUY: Oh, you! Girlfriends are so cute! Let's suck face! [GIANT MEWLY FOOT SQUISHES HIM, BLOOD SPRAYING] PAGE 55: [A COUPLE OF GUYS FROM MAC HALL] DUDE #1: OVARIES PAGE 56: PIRO [BEHIND A SHOP COUNTER, SPEAKING IN FAUX TRANSLATION BRACKETS OF COURSE]: <Look I don't care what bing ping chong did, we need three sex robots dong pang naing beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng> [GIANT SWORD SLICES THROUGH STORE KILLING HIM] PAGE 57: [MEWLY BLOWING UP BUILDINGS] [CLOSE ON CHIEF AND CARUSO] CARUSO: You have the right not to troll, anything you say can be used against you in internet court. CHIEF: Caruso chan, what are you doing? [SUPER CLOSEUP ON CARUSO]: Just gettin it owt uv da way. 8( PAGE 58: [MEWLY STARTS SHOOTING LAZORS OR SOMETHING, OR SHE JUST HOLDS UP A SWORD AND IT GLOWS, MAYBE SHE LEVELS A BUILDING BY STEPPING ON IT OR KARATE CHOPPING IT] MEWLY: I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND CARUSO: What do we do? CHIEF: Perhaps she has a weak spot. Look, up there! [CHIEF POINTING AT HER GIANT BEAVER] CARUSO: We need a nuclear bunker buster! CHIEF [POINTING UP AT HELICOPTER]: OH FUCK A HELICOPTER IT'S MINE [CHIEF FIRES A GRAPPLING HOOK GUN AT THE HELICOPTER] [CHIEF IS OUTSIDE THE HELICOPTER WITH THE DOOR OPEN BASHING THE PILOT'S FACE INTO THE CONSOLE] [CHIEF HAS THE HELICOPTER ON THE ROOF]: Get in! [CARUSO IS JUMPING IN THE OTHER SEAT ALREADY] [THE HELICOPTER FLIES TO ULTRA MEWLY'S FACE, THE BLADES SLICING INTO HER FOREHEAD WHILE SHE STANDS THERE LIKE A DUMB BELL] [THE TOP OF MEWLY'S SKULL POPS OPEN LIKE A FUCKIN FLIP TOP WHATEVERSES, AND HER BRAIN IS VULNERABLE] [HELICOPTER PARKED ON TOP OF HER BRAIN, CARUSO THROWS A SMOKE GRENADE INTO THE HELICOPTER AS HIM AND CHIEF JUMP OUT, HE'S TALKING INTO A WALKIE TALKIE] CARUSO: Airstrike on these coordinates! [A MISSILE FLIES DOWN ONTO THE HELICOPTER SITTING ON TOP OF MEWLY'S BRAIN, AS CARUSO AND CHIEF FREEFALL DOWN HER AMPLE FRAAAAAAME, MAYBE CHIEF BOUNCES OFF ONE OF HER GIANT TITS] [MEWLY'S HEAD AREA IS JUST REPLACED WITH A BIG EXPLOSION, SOUND EFFECT "CAMEL BLAH" WHICH WAS THE SOUND EFFECT OF ONE OF THE BOSSES IN ACTRAISER FIRING A FIREBALL OUT OF HIS MOUTH] [SUDDENLY IN THE HOARY NETHERWORLD, JUST A WHITESPACE:] CARUSO: We won! CHIEF: Yay! [THE END] PAGE 60: [CHIEF AND CARUSO ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING, HOLDING A NUCLEAR BOMB, IT CAN LOOK LIKE WHATEVER PSH MAYBE JUST A FOOTBALL] CARUSO: Boy we had to go through a lot of crazy and exciting shit to get this! CHIEF: It took a really really long time also, but fortunately we got here without too much having happened since then. CARUSO: How do we get this into her sweet tight vagina? CHIEF: I once scored four touchdowns in high school football and won the championship, I can give it a try CARUSO: Give it your all, friend! [CHIEF THROWS THE FOOTBALL STRAIGHT UP THROUGH MEWLY'S UNDERWEAR, WITH A "BONK" ALSO WE DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY SEE ANY EXPOSED PUSAY HERE, JUST CUT TO NEXT PANEL] [ULTRA MEWLY HOLDING HER GROIN]: Oooo! [A BUNCH OF GLOWING LIGHT SHINES FROM HER UNDERPANTS AREA] MEWLY: What is this strange feeling in my shameful down there area? My body, it feels so... hot! Mmm! MEWLY [SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE LIKES THAT, HOW THIS IS INTERPRETED VISUALLY CAN BE DECIDED IN MANY WAYS, LIKE SHE IS ARCHING HER SEXY FUCKINHHHHHHH HOT BACK, AND SHE'S SWEATING, AND HER TAIL IS STICKING OUT AND ALL FRIZZY LIKE CATGIRLS IN MY JAPANESE ANIMES, SHINING BEAUTIFUL SHAFTS OF LIGHT FLYING OUT OF HER UNDERWEAR AND HER EYEBALLS] MEWLY: Ahn! So good! <3 [SHE TURNS PURE WHITE] [NEXT PANEL SHE IS A BUNCH OF GLOWING DUST OR SOMETHING BECAUSE SHE IS VAPORIZED FROM HER INCREDIBLE ORGASM] PAGE 61: [MEWLY IN HOSPITAL BED] MEWLY: Boy that was crazy but I'm totally back to normal and the doctors were able to sew my head back on and/or sewed all of my ashes back together. CHIEF: Maybe next time we won't need to completely vaporize you to stop you from destroying the city, HEH. MEWLY: Oh ho ho, such a bon mot! My birth canal contracts in glee! CARUSO: Um, okay. MEWLY: Well, gotta go! [HOSPITAL EXPLODES] PAGE 62: [BACK IN MEATSPACE] CHIEF: We finally did it, really for real once and for all really this time. CARUSO [HOLDING A MUG OF WARM COCOA BECAUSE HE'S BEEN GOOD]: Yes, but... I can't help but think. Where do all these trolls come from? CHIEF: I have also wondered, what causes people to troll. It is as if there is some force that corrupts the soul of man. CARUSO: Or woman! [CARUSO AND CHIEF LAFF IT UP, HA HA HA HA I WANT MY JOURNEY TO BE FULL OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKKA YOU'RE SO STIFF NO NOT YOUR FACE] CARUSO: But seriously, there seems to be some force that is out there somewhere, planting the seed of trolling within people. CHIEF: Perhaps one day we will find it. CARUSO: For now... CARUSO [DRAMATIC CLOSEUP]: We have some trolls to kill. 8( [THE ACTUAL END FOR REAL] |
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I'm going to make a new thread for the script. :( by 12/14/2008, 10:49am PST  I'm going to cut this down a little. by 07/18/2009, 6:32am PDT Oh so the stupid 4chan comic about killing black people was because you by 07/18/2009, 10:00am PDT |
