stoorat wrote:

I never knew this. I had a great appreciation for tatters, mostly for his abilty to drive HSW into a frothing rage with his every post (though I also really liked HSW), but also because his LOtR posts were so incredibly well written. I mean, it was so obvious that he was baiting people, but there was always the possiblity that he was for real. And, despite myself, I kept hoping he was. I don't even know why, which is part of the reason I liked him so much.

QB has the same horror/attraction effect. Andy Kaufman hasn't got anything on you, man. Well, except fame.

And money.

And the women he didn't have to pay to sleep with him.

Tatters wrote:


If there’s something you want to point out during the 10 o’clock you outline what to look out for during the chat, and 'click' it in during the movie. For instance, if I wanted to point out to HSW an inexplicably weird look Sam gives Aragon in the first third. I’d mention it to him during the chat, and as it nears during the film I’d click my fingers. So that’s what we do, nothing much to it. But more and more of these next gen guys are turning up wondering WTF. After a pathetic effort to earn our respect by kicking down one of those HP mirrors, forgetting that WE are responsible for the theatre, an even greater rift formed between us.
Anyway, these one group of guys who weren’t quite down with us, but had a pretty consistant attendance, thought we were paying them out and afterwards managed to convince one of the boys to explain it. So the next night, THESE FUCKING CUNTS not only steal our fucking routine, but they add this fucking gay double click 'response' if you pick it up. So it’s like..
Cunt: *Click*
Faggot: *Click* *Click*
Tatters: *Wince*
What’s fucking worse is, I wanted to point out to a friend how these two bows differed, and I said I’d click the first bow and then the second. So I get to the first and I GET TWO FUCKING *CLICK* *CLICKS* . HEY CUNTS!!!!!!!! I WASN’T EVEN FUCKING CLICKING AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! So we’re getting real fucking pissed at these breakers. Then these cunts take it to the next level. In an effort to make up on the 'head start' we got on them, they start clicking out obscure, pointless shit to show how perceptive they are.
Elf in the tree *Click* ....* Click* *Click* .... *Click Click*
Deer in the field FUCKING QUICK SMARTYPANTS CLICK CLICK
This is all compounded by the macho thing we've mad of not talking during the film, taking it like a man. But last night, and you won’t fucking believe this, SOME FUCKING BREAKER CLICKS OUT ARAGONS BELT. And the place turns into a fucking tomb, guys whispering 'what the fuck' which sounded like screams considering. Then guys are like 'What so we’re fucking talking now?' One of the guys who works at RDU blew the fucking lid off it, leans forward and whispers 'Which one of you breakers clicked out the belt?' And we knew who it was, one of these three cunts sitting next to each other. They didn’t say shit, trying to play it off as if they were clicking out Frodos gaze, but that’s bullshit. And the poor cunt who clicked in response, whoah.
That’s the last we’ll see of those cunts. But it’s a hollow victory, we’ll probably lose alotta guys tonight through the talking. There’s just to many cunts. Alot of guys are saying come Dec 20 they’re gonna give it up. I don’t know, I know come Dec 20 it’s a whole new ballgame.