Forum Overview :: A Mind Forever Voyaging
 
Awesome by Ray of Light 01/20/2005, 12:17am PST
Mark E. Peterson Council of the 12 Apostles wrote:

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.


Hands off during abnormal toilet processes. It could get messy, but God is watching.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.


Maintain the illusion of friendship at all times. Don't let your company know their true purpose.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.


"I suppose the two of us will quit together."
"No, don't!"

4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.


Don't dry or dress while still in the bath. It goes against God's plan.

5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.


This will make urination tricky. Wetting yourself not only avoids exposing your privates to a forbidden touch, but also prevents a visit to the temptous bathroom and will makes your nether regions unappealing to you, this killing three birds with one stone.

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.


Avoid suggestive foods like fish, tacos, and hot dogs. If your dog likes to sniff you while you're in the kitchen, have it put down.

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem.


... after this.

This self-gratifying activity will cause one to lose his self-respect testimony becomes weak, and missionary work and other Church callings become burdensome, offerins.

To help in planning an effective program to overcome the problem a brieation is given of how the reproductive organs in a young man function.

The testes in your body are continually producing hundreds of millions of reproductive cells call _spermatozoa_. These are moved up a tube called the _vas deferens_ to a place called the _ampulla_ where they are mixed with fluids from two membranous pouches called _seminal vesicles_ and the _prostate gland_. The resultant fluid is calleeminal vesicles are full a signa to the _central nervous system_ indicating they are ready to benother, depending on such thingsexercise, state of health, etc. everal times a week, for others It is normal for the vesicles to be emptied occasionally at night durise the emptying come from the cetral nervous system. Often an erotic dream is experienced at the same time, and is a part of this normal process. nstead ourse, the reproductive system is operating at a more rapid pace, trying to keep up with the loss of semen. When he stops the habit, the body will continue to produce ahis increased rate, for an indefese are not harmful and are to be endured until the normal central nervous system pathway of rel During this period of control several things can be done to make the pr As one meets with his Priesthood Leader, a program for overcoming masturbation can be implemented using some of t Remember it is essential that a regur report program be agreed on, so progress can be recognized and failures understood and eliminated.


If, while writing an anti-masturbation tract, you are overcome with the urge to masturbate, STOP WRITING. Write a tract on some other topic for a while, or read some tracts that others have written. Masturbating while writing not only shames you in the eyes of God, but your errors of spelling, grammar, and syntax will make it obvious to your readers what's up.

By following this simple guide, you will have started down a lifelong path of virtous living that will empriden God and confound Satan. You will feel more in control and more eager to quickly marry so that you may produce litters of 5, 7, or possibly even 11 children. You will arise each morning invograted, free of guilt, and in need of new sheets.

Yours in Christ,
Ray!
PREVIOUS NEXT REPLY QUOTE
 
Beating the beatin' by Mysterio 01/18/2005, 2:05am PST NEW
    Re: Beating the beatin' by Debaser 01/18/2005, 5:42pm PST NEW
        It prevents Athlete's Foot! NT by Your retarded roommate from college 01/18/2005, 8:47pm PST NEW
        Re: Beating the beatin' by Mysterio 01/18/2005, 9:46pm PST NEW
            Re: Beating the beatin' by Casual observer 01/18/2005, 11:40pm PST NEW
                The Mormans beat me to it. by Mysterio 01/19/2005, 5:54pm PST NEW
                    Awesome by Ray of Light 01/20/2005, 12:17am PST NEW
                    Beat you to it......... OFF NT by Creexul :( 01/20/2005, 8:38am PST NEW
            Fucking Zseni by Only Zseni is that repetitive 01/20/2005, 8:44am PST NEW
                It's was her embarassing ego that outed her, linking from the SB thread. by Kupo Kupo Kupo Kupo Kupo Kupo Kupo 01/20/2005, 10:04am PST NEW
 
powered by pointy