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If your B button doesn't work just buy a new controller, retard! by bombMexico 06/24/2009, 9:06pm PDT
haha just kidding, you're probably an allright guy.

Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

It's like I'm being accused of cheating on a test or fucking Veronica. It's weird.

You know, I didn't mention bodysurfing or gliding or whipping or a bunch of other stuff either. Do I need to mention every single ability and attack I used? Jesus.

Since those things have nothing to do with taking down a building, i can understand why.

Anyway, I'll have to rework the example to better placate all of you bastards. OBVIOUSLY.

if we weren't pals i'd say you should rework your review to be like Lizard Kings review in the other thread :)

horrible terrible blob wrote:

Yeah, well, that might have cut it on the original Xbox or PS2, but expectations have been heightened.

We're all in agreement GTA4 didn't do anything except ATMOSPHERE and flying through windshields that great, so what game exactly moved the genre beyond Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction? Was it Devil may Cry 3? For the ps2?
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inFAMOUS/Prototype double review outline by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/14/2009, 4:10am PDT NEW
    A reply for Prototype by Worm 06/14/2009, 4:39am PDT NEW
    Infamous is exactly as you describe it by Lizard_King 06/14/2009, 6:41am PDT NEW
        Re: Infamous is exactly as you describe it by Choson 06/14/2009, 8:43am PDT NEW
            Re: Infamous is exactly as you describe it by Qt3 Historian 06/14/2009, 10:48am PDT NEW
                I haven't hit a single invulnerable enemy, where are you talking about? by Worm 06/14/2009, 11:12am PDT NEW
                    Re: I haven't hit a single invulnerable enemy, where are you talking about? by Lizard_King 06/14/2009, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I haven't hit a single invulnerable enemy, where are you talking about? by Worm 06/14/2009, 5:57pm PDT NEW
    I guess Amon Tobin did the soundtrack to inFamous? by Fullofkittens 06/14/2009, 8:09am PDT NEW
        nobody knows who that is because of music having died years ago but by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/14/2009, 8:47am PDT NEW
            Okay, so that obviously was a script. NT by Worm 06/14/2009, 8:56am PDT NEW
                I think he was copying the text from the link and pasting it (thanks). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2009, 9:05am PDT NEW
                    that's too much complex info for him to process, you just blew his mind NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/14/2009, 9:06am PDT NEW
                    It's good he did that because you can't click on it :( NT by Worm 06/14/2009, 9:14am PDT NEW
            Electronic music isn't really music, so it didn't die when music died. NT by Fullofkittens 06/14/2009, 9:34am PDT NEW
                You migh say it was Eno-culated against the disease ravaging music. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/14/2009, 10:00am PDT NEW
    so, nothing to flagellate ourselves over (and they still call it the fail staysh NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/14/2009, 8:53am PDT NEW
    oh yeah and on the subject of infamous'ses moral choice system by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/14/2009, 9:00am PDT NEW
        Re: oh yeah and on the subject of infamous'ses moral choice system by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2009, 9:03am PDT NEW
        Yeah I thought it was gonna be really in depth and stuff, too bad. NT by Worm 06/14/2009, 9:16am PDT NEW
        Spoiler! by Lizard_King 06/14/2009, 10:51am PDT NEW
    So, assuming I had a PS3 (which I don't), which should I buy, Prototype or Infam NT by Fortinbras 06/14/2009, 4:35pm PDT NEW
        Prototype! NT by Ethan Steele 06/15/2009, 11:51am PDT NEW
        Some of the challenge events are going to make your fucking blood boil, fyi. by Worm 06/15/2009, 3:17pm PDT NEW
    inFAMOUS/Prototype double review first draft, mostly done w/ Prototype half by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 2:54pm PDT NEW
        Harsh by Fortinbras 06/24/2009, 3:07pm PDT NEW
            From the Makers of Scarface and Simpsons: Hit and Run... NT by The Littlest Hobo 06/24/2009, 3:13pm PDT NEW
        I just threw cars at the hive, are you dumb? NT by Worm 06/24/2009, 3:45pm PDT NEW
            Here's the point, here's Worm. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                You might have to explain it to him as you would a child. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/24/2009, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                    I'd really like this, because it looks like he just never threw a car a hive. NT by Worm 06/24/2009, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                        Maybe he should throw a car at a hive NT by Entropy Stew 06/24/2009, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                What? It's just as valid as using the fucking tank. by Worm 06/24/2009, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                    You know what? Fuck you, Worm. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                        OH THESE CHAINS THAT BIND by Entropy Stew 06/24/2009, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                        The track of not throwing cars? NT by Worm 06/24/2009, 6:01pm PDT NEW
                            No, the game doesn't want you to do that. I can't explain why; trust me on this. NT by Entropy Stew 06/24/2009, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                        Nice projecting by FABIO 06/25/2009, 1:11am PDT NEW
                            FABIO realizes he makes bitchy nitpicky complaints constantly and shuts up by The Caltrops Narrator 06/25/2009, 7:38am PDT NEW
                                Nope NT by FABIO 06/30/2009, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                        blob is pretty much entirely correct, hey wrom how did you find caltrops? by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/30/2009, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                            Just throw a car, moron. Get Jhoh to do it for you. NT by Fortinbras 06/30/2009, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                                the game gives you a shitty unfun "choice", you "choose" the worst idea to defen NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/30/2009, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                                Crackdown did it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/30/2009, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                            Haha imagining you trying to fist fight the building after being told it doesn't by Workm 06/30/2009, 4:22pm PDT NEW
                                I heard you can knock buildings down NT by Moog 06/30/2009, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                                wrom has to intentionally misunderstand posts to reply to them now. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/30/2009, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                    the game even gives you jazz hands I mean sledgehammer hands AND supar muscle a by the game even gives you jazz hands 06/30/2009, 5:01pm PDT NEW
                                        i tried a hundred times and then the hive broke and there was all this cool stuf NT by gruman 06/30/2009, 5:05pm PDT NEW
                                        Thanks for proving us right. 8) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/30/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Thanks for proving us right. 8) by the game even gives you jazz hands 06/30/2009, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Thanks for proving us right. 8) by Mysterious Stranger 07/05/2009, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                                We sit around laughing at the replies we get 100% of the time. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/05/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                        haha holy shit this couldn't be easier NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/30/2009, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                                            haha holy shit all i had to do was post shit for a decade and - hahaha holy shit by Weyon Voidbringer 06/30/2009, 5:16pm PDT NEW
                                    Whoa seems like you're being a crybaby faggot again. by Worm 06/30/2009, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                                        Sounds like you're accusing us of the exact thing you're doing right now. 8) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/30/2009, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                                            Hey look, more white knighting and screaming about how little you give a shit by Worm 06/30/2009, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                            Re: blob is pretty much entirely correct, hey wrom how did you find caltrops? by Tricknology 06/30/2009, 7:43pm PDT NEW
        I'm with worm, not throwing cars is pretty retarded by bombMexico 06/24/2009, 5:46pm PDT NEW
            Horrible Gelatinous Blob begins to realize he shouldn't post incomplete first dr NT by The Caltrops Narrator 06/24/2009, 5:51pm PDT NEW
            Re: I'm with worm, not throwing cars is pretty retarded by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                Re: I'm with worm, not throwing cars is pretty retarded by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 7:10pm PDT NEW
                    stop saying inFAMOUS :( by bombMexico 06/24/2009, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                        I'll stop saying inFAMOUS as soon as you stop quoting below new text :( NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/25/2009, 10:12am PDT NEW
                            they're daring each other to blink NT by discuss. 06/30/2009, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                                This isn't gonna happen until he and Zseni have hashed out their porn preference NT by Fortinbras 06/30/2009, 5:16pm PDT NEW
        I just threw shit at the hive. Are you retarded? NT by Entropy Stew 06/24/2009, 5:47pm PDT NEW
            Entropy Stew and Worm have a gentle clusterfuck as they obsess over a single sen NT by The Caltrops Narrator 06/24/2009, 5:54pm PDT NEW
                You can't have a clusterfuck with 2 people!!! NT by Entropy Stew 06/24/2009, 5:58pm PDT NEW
        Why am I genuinely getting angry at accusations I didn't throw shit? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 6:03pm PDT NEW
            You might have been a victim of Caltrops hype! NT by Fortinbras 06/24/2009, 6:04pm PDT NEW
            No, you like inFamous and hate Prototype. Explain how you can have this opini NT by Fullofkittens 06/24/2009, 6:08pm PDT NEW
            Whoa, it's not like anyone threw a car at you. NT by Worm 06/24/2009, 6:12pm PDT NEW
            Did you also not call in an artillery strike? by Entropy Stew 06/24/2009, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                Poor word choice: acknowledged. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                    They're crap. Crap. Crap. Megacrap. NT by J Entropy Steweson 06/24/2009, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                        Aw, isn't that sweet? I HATE SWEET! I NEED CARS! CARS TO THROW AT HIVES! NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                            Isn't that cuuuuuute? BUT IT'S WRONG! by Fortinbras 06/24/2009, 6:42pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Aw, isn't that sweet? I HATE SWEET! I NEED CARS! CARS TO THROW AT HIVES! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/24/2009, 9:16pm PDT NEW
                                You can throw cars in this game? NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/24/2009, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                                The car throwing feature is not available in the PC version. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/25/2009, 5:36am PDT NEW
                                    /flips keyboard FUCK THIS, I'm holding out till the Vectrex port NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2009, 9:14am PDT NEW
                                        So....can you throw cars in inFAMOUS? NT by Fortinbras 06/25/2009, 11:25am PDT NEW
                                            In a way. by Lizard_King 06/25/2009, 1:31pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: In a way. by Weyon Voidbringer 06/30/2009, 5:20pm PDT NEW
            If your B button doesn't work just buy a new controller, retard! by bombMexico 06/24/2009, 9:06pm PDT NEW
        2nd draft delayed indefinitely due to deaths of MJ, McNair, Billy Mays, Shia LeB NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/04/2009, 6:26pm PDT NEW
            Shia is dead? NT by no NO no NO n-n-n-no NO NO NOO! 07/04/2009, 8:51pm PDT NEW
            Read: A car got thrown at me NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/04/2009, 11:25pm PDT NEW
    Re: inFAMOUS/Prototype double review outline by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2009, 9:16am PDT NEW
    Prototype is great! Everything Blob wrote is 100% wrong by FABIO 07/05/2009, 6:46pm PDT NEW
        Re: Prototype is great! Everything Blob wrote is 100% wrong by Lizard_King 07/05/2009, 8:04pm PDT NEW
        Here's a sexual question for you, Fabio. by Zsenitan 07/06/2009, 4:26pm PDT NEW
            Also if you would please be so kind as to not answer, thanks. NT by Zsenitan 07/06/2009, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                I'll wait till someone makes fun of that so it''ll be readable by FABIO 07/06/2009, 5:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I'll wait till someone makes fun of that so it''ll be readable by Zsenitan 07/06/2009, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                        Soooo, which one is FABIO and which one is you? NT by Confused Caltrops 07/06/2009, 6:42pm PDT NEW
                            Yes, that's the problem, isn't it. NT by Zsenitan 07/06/2009, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                        Isn't that how QB met Irene? NT by Mischief Maker 07/07/2009, 8:33am PDT NEW
                    You were right to ignore her post, friend. by Quétinbec 07/06/2009, 8:17pm PDT NEW
                        It's obvious she replied to the wrong post. It's safe to continue ignoring her. NT by FABIO 07/07/2009, 1:43am PDT NEW
                            Yes, that's a very safe thing to do. I'm glad people are becoming aware of her NT by dangers - Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 2:27am PDT NEW
                            "You're a pussy." by Zsenitan 07/07/2009, 12:53pm PDT NEW
                                Re: "You're a pussy." by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 4:34pm PDT NEW
    inFAMOUS/Prototype double review second draft by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/17/2009, 3:58pm PDT NEW
        So do you still want to just punch the building to death? by Worm 07/17/2009, 4:20pm PDT NEW
            You're right, Worm. Destroying a building with your bare hands = not fun at all. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/17/2009, 5:26pm PDT NEW
                I brought up controlled demolition as a goofy example, not an unfun one! by Worm 07/17/2009, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        I agree with pretty much all of this despite only playing prototype for 5 hours by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/17/2009, 4:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: inFAMOUS/Prototype double review second draft by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2009, 6:24pm PDT NEW
            Can there be a rebuttal saying how dead wrong he is? NT by icycalm 07/17/2009, 7:50pm PDT NEW
                No, because he's actually right, idiot. by icycalm 07/17/2009, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                    One of us nitwit(tgenstein)s NT by Fussbett 07/17/2009, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                        hahah NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2009, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                    Instead you'll just tell us because you can't stand to have your ego torpedoed by Fortinbras 07/17/2009, 10:13pm PDT NEW
            Go ahead. All I would add at this point is (even more) whining. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/20/2009, 3:34pm PDT NEW
 
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