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by laudablepuss 06/22/2009, 9:48pm PDT |
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Yes, it's true. I'm 35 going on 67, and a) I fail to appreciate the taste of most microbrews and b) I don't enjoy heartburn, God's sick practical joke on beer drinkers.
Okay, that was mostly for shock value, I also drink a lot of Heineken, Dos Equis, and Stella Artois. Wine is great too, all kinds, especially if I want to get destroyed in a fun way, as opposed to SHOTS EVERYBODY!!! at which point it's pretty much bedtime for me.
I've never been able to drink Scotch, and my whiskey days are pretty much over after a night when I drank approximately 70 Manhattans. I think I've mentioned that before. :(
Here's me taking offense at FOK calling everyone pussies when the most recent beverage I was aware of him drinking a great deal of was rum and coke. I don't have a great memory but I secretly flipped my keyboard at that one. |
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Caltrops doesn't always drink beer. What does caltrops enjoy drinking? NT by col.schickn 06/22/2009, 4:23pm PDT 
Non-alcoholic beverages because I'm a huge pussy by Fortinbras 06/22/2009, 4:43pm PDT
Vodka on the rocks, when I play TF2 drunk this is my drink of choice. NT by Worm 06/22/2009, 4:52pm PDT
vodka rocks? what a difference 6 years makes, from moldy basement to by leaving las vegas 06/23/2009, 3:30pm PDT
Yeah! I let go of the hate and embraced the love. NT by Worm 06/23/2009, 3:33pm PDT
The love of alcohol, I mean. NT by Worm 06/23/2009, 7:21pm PDT
It goes well with videos of real people being tortured to death. NT by Worm 06/24/2009, 5:02am PDT
REAL PEOPLE!? NT by Worm 06/24/2009, 5:15am PDT
The cheapest spirit. NT by Quétinbec 06/22/2009, 5:08pm PDT
G&T by Fussbett 06/22/2009, 5:34pm PDT
Re: G&T by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:47am PDT
Scapegoated by you and William Hogarth! by Fussbett 06/23/2009, 10:44am PDT
Re: G&T by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 12:13am PST
Jim Beam or Gin & Tonic or whatever's at hand. by Last 06/22/2009, 5:56pm PDT
Lately, classic martinis, but mostly scotch and red wine. by Choson 06/22/2009, 7:42pm PDT
Jim Beam, G&T, cheapo red wine. by Fullofkittens 06/22/2009, 8:55pm PDT
P.S. The JB is over rocks, the G&T is always with a slice of real lime. by Fullofkittens 06/22/2009, 8:59pm PDT
Coors Light. by laudablepuss 06/22/2009, 9:48pm PDT
Re: Coors Light. by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:52am PDT
Re: Coors Light. by laudablepuss 06/23/2009, 8:39am PDT
Don't get short with me you lonely asshole. by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 3:45pm PDT
Glad to see that career move & bump in pay isn't going to your head or anything NT by Fortinbras 06/23/2009, 3:58pm PDT
Re: Don't get short with me you lonely asshole. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/23/2009, 4:11pm PDT
Re: Don't get short with me you lonely asshole. by laudablepuss 06/23/2009, 4:16pm PDT
Bulleit Neat NT by Mr Gutsy 06/22/2009, 9:57pm PDT
Kamikazes, lately, much to my chagrin NT by The Schimmylarion 06/22/2009, 9:58pm PDT
I think he's coming onto you, Gutsy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/22/2009, 10:00pm PDT
This problem has an obvious solution. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/23/2009, 9:59am PDT
Martinis lately, yeah by The "Needs More" Guy 06/22/2009, 10:02pm PDT
I call bullshit on this. No one enjoys drinking martinis. by Fussbett 06/22/2009, 10:47pm PDT
If your preferred drinks are/were G&T and rum and coke I can see why you feel th NT by Choson 06/23/2009, 1:38am PDT
The main issue is "martini" now means "glass of cold gin with an olive" by The Happiness Engine 06/23/2009, 10:57am PDT
It's more that "dry" has come to mean the complete opposite. by Choson 06/23/2009, 11:56am PDT
I like them with smooth vodka like Grey Goose. But only if I'm eating steak. NT by I need clarification 06/23/2009, 6:10pm PDT
EXPENSIVE steak. NT by Fullofkittens 06/23/2009, 6:16pm PDT
Caesars (with spicy bean) NT by Hans Clastorp 06/22/2009, 10:48pm PDT
Yeah, this too. NT by Choson 06/23/2009, 1:28am PDT
Molson XXX (like Hustler we're hardcore since 74). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/23/2009, 2:34am PDT
G&T cru. Also jack and lemonade, or brandy neat. by Zsenitan 06/23/2009, 7:50am PDT
Steel Reserve 211 by Mischief Maker 06/23/2009, 8:30am PDT
That is interesting, you are one of my favorite posters. NT by Last 06/23/2009, 8:33am PDT
Re: Steel Reserve 211 by Souffle of Pain 06/23/2009, 11:57am PDT
Haha, the Open Pantry. Isn't it YOUR Open Pantry? by laudablepuss 06/23/2009, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Steel Reserve 211 by bombMexico 07/11/2009, 6:00am PDT
Port, and red wine. How much of a woman does this make me? by Arbit 06/23/2009, 9:23am PDT
I think the port makes you a man's man, right? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2009, 12:01pm PDT
Re: I think the port makes you a man's man, right? by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 3:49pm PDT
Re: I think the port makes you a man's man, right? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2009, 4:37pm PDT
Re: I think the port makes you a man's man, right? by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 5:31pm PDT
Re: I think the port makes you a man's man, right? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2009, 5:45pm PDT
I know just the game for Jerry by Fortinbras 06/23/2009, 6:21pm PDT
Lets try this again by Fortinbras 06/23/2009, 6:24pm PDT
What a coincidence, I was feeling like scum for cyberstealing your gamertag by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2009, 7:35pm PDT
Re: What a coincidence, I was feeling like scum for cyberstealing your gamertag by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2009, 8:17pm PDT
Re: What a coincidence, I was feeling like scum for cyberstealing your gamertag by bombMexico 07/11/2009, 5:57am PDT
I don't know! by Arbit 06/23/2009, 7:09pm PDT
Re: I don't know! by The Littlest Hobo 06/23/2009, 9:40pm PDT
Re: I don't know! by Arbit 06/23/2009, 10:12pm PDT
Pretty much anything by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/23/2009, 9:57am PDT
strongbow and stella artois by up with pod people 06/23/2009, 4:02pm PDT
First date drink decoder guide by Tom "tame the cunt" Cruise 06/23/2009, 4:04pm PDT
It might be because I live someplace that microbrews are popular... by Fullofkittens 06/23/2009, 5:57pm PDT
This guy doesn't know shit about beers by The Littlest Hobo 06/23/2009, 9:37pm PDT
This is silly by Tom "tame the cunt" Cruise 06/23/2009, 11:59pm PDT
Re: It might be because I live someplace that microbrews are popular... by FABIO 06/24/2009, 5:00pm PDT
PG Tips, mostly, though I do enjoy a Virgin Caesar now and then by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2009, 4:21pm PDT
Three posters in this thread ignored the request for drinks other than beer. NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/23/2009, 5:05pm PDT
SKIMMING: OUR NATIONAL EPIDEMIC? BILL O'REILLY HAS MORE AT 10 NT by Fortinbras 06/23/2009, 5:45pm PDT
Ignored implies they actually understood the original post. by The Littlest Hobo 06/23/2009, 9:38pm PDT
Fortinbras is going to get very upset with you now NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/23/2009, 10:16pm PDT
Re: Caltrops doesn't always drink beer. What does caltrops enjoy drinking? by col.schickn 06/23/2009, 5:46pm PDT
Look at this go-getter, Jerry. NT by Fussbett 06/23/2009, 7:09pm PDT
You're welcome. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/23/2009, 7:14pm PDT
Cognac, reposado tequilas NT by The Littlest Hobo 06/23/2009, 9:40pm PDT
vodka tonic by Entropy Stew 06/23/2009, 11:04pm PDT
Kahlúa and cold milk with ice NT by Ray of Light 06/24/2009, 1:13am PDT
A milk shake? NT by Entropy Stew 06/26/2009, 9:57pm PDT
Re: A milk shake? by Fortinbras 06/26/2009, 11:13pm PDT
+vodka = dude NT by up with pod people 06/27/2009, 9:00am PDT
Cream NT by Entropy Stew 06/27/2009, 10:56am PDT
AIM LOG by Ray of Light 06/29/2009, 4:04am PDT
A little easier than making your own beer, I'd guess. NT by Worm 06/29/2009, 8:16am PDT
Whiskey...All you want! by Willdog 06/26/2009, 7:00pm PDT
Drinking thread brings back old posters, just like real drinking re-unites old f NT by Fussbett 06/26/2009, 9:02pm PDT
An "I was so drunk" story by Zsenitan 06/26/2009, 10:58pm PDT
Whiskey. Usually neat, sometimes with water. NT by mark 06/27/2009, 10:20am PDT
Bunnahabhain, Clynelish, Glenturret by Chairman Mao 06/28/2009, 11:49am PDT
Hey, I'm drinking Clyneish right now by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2010, 11:06pm PST
Re: Caltrops doesn't always drink beer. What does caltrops enjoy drinking? by N 06/28/2009, 9:13pm PDT
Re: Caltrops doesn't always drink beer. What does caltrops enjoy drinking? by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/28/2009, 9:30pm PDT
rum sdiapeprs in lime NT by up with pod people 03/04/2010, 10:27pm PST
Re: rum sdiapeprs in lime by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/04/2010, 10:49pm PST
Re: rum sdiapeprs in lime by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/04/2010, 11:52pm PST
Re: rum sdiapeprs in lime by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 12:09am PST
But enough about me, what did you think of my drawing? ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 12:32am PST
Set Up Your Free Access to deviantART NT by WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS 03/05/2010, 3:50am PST
I marked it as mature because there's nudity. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 4:00am PST
A much improved color version. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 4:29am PST
Re: A much improved color version. ^_^ by Noi Dau Don 03/05/2010, 10:36am PST
It helps if you don't analyze it too hard. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 5:47pm PST
Re: A much improved color version. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/06/2010, 12:00am PST
Basil Hayden by jeep 03/05/2010, 7:51pm PST
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