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He's marrying a Filipino! by Quétinbec 06/19/2009, 11:10pm PDT
It's said that the average beauty of East Asian females is higher than the average beauty of white females because Asians age better and they're not overweight. BUT Asians don't have the hips, tits, legs, or eyes to get any prettier than, say, 9/10, AND there also fewer Asian 9's and 8's, but Asians bottom out lower so that you won't find any coming in under 4, whereas we've got white girls who run all the way down to 2. Then you've got South Asians and especially Filipinos, 99.5% of who look like total shit, but the 0.5% who don't are beautiful like the Pussy Cat Doll's lead singer or the Savage Garden guy's wife. So, if I were Trent, I'd have the following racist concern: that my wife was a one-off genetic anomaly or the result of massive plastic surgery. To deal with this, I'd write a dark song about it titled 'Manilla Manzilla' and never let her know she was the inspiration.
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Trent Reznor says goodbye to his internet friends forever and then comes crawlin by Hans Clastorp 06/19/2009, 8:49pm PDT NEW
    He's marrying a Filipino! by Quétinbec 06/19/2009, 11:10pm PDT NEW
        Would you confirm that Filipino girls start out curvier than other Asians... by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 11:22pm PDT NEW
            I don't think they start curvier, but they do seem shorter which increases the NT by risk of becoming fat. 06/20/2009, 12:40am PDT NEW
                Definitely agree about the shorter by Choson 06/20/2009, 7:40am PDT NEW
                    Chosen, no one's talking to you until you tell us more about yourself. NT by Quétinbec 06/20/2009, 3:32pm PDT NEW
                        If you really want to know, you know what you have to do by Choson 06/20/2009, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                            And more pictures of your dick. NT by Zsenitan 06/20/2009, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                                Fuck no, what are you gay?? I just want my five wanks. NT by Choson 06/20/2009, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                                    There've been about 2-3 wanks a day for a week with no let up. by Quétinbec 06/20/2009, 6:45pm PDT NEW
                                        Kaka by The Littlest Hobo 06/21/2009, 2:36am PDT NEW
                                            Fuckin'ell this thread has gone pear shaped! NT by Gordon Ramsay 06/21/2009, 12:41pm PDT NEW
        Re: He's marrying a Filipino! by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/20/2009, 1:11pm PDT NEW
            I think it's a different one. NT by Fussbett 06/20/2009, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Update: Trolled again, this time for good? by Hans Clastorp 07/30/2009, 5:20pm PDT NEW
        Veronica - didn't she fuck Umberto? NT by Zsenitan 07/30/2009, 5:34pm PDT NEW
        Doesn't it make you feel better? by Fussbett 07/30/2009, 5:40pm PDT NEW
        How can Trent Reznor of all people have no experience with trolls? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/30/2009, 11:26pm PDT NEW
 
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