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| Re: Max Payne is bald in Max Payne 3 wat. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/17/2009, 11:18am PDT | ||||
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| Max as that skinny, nerdy guy who looks like he just smelled a fart and who is all caught up in Finnish mythology: kind of cool, sorta. The absolute bare minimum of creativity that all games ought to have.
The shit in that preview: what we deserve. Man, it's got to be awkward if you're at the interview for that video game job you've always dreamed about and you let slip that you've read something other than Snow Crash, or seen a movie other than Blade Runner and Terminator 2. The guys interviewing nervously chuckle and mime like they are pressing the "trap door" button, but they really do want you the fuck out of there so they can get back to designing the game in their heads which is like Resident Evil 4 - no, 5! - and Die Hard. ICJ |
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First DLC screens leaked by 06/17/2009, 3:55am PDT  Max Payne is bald in Max Payne 3 wat. NT by 06/17/2009, 4:43am PDT Re: Max Payne is bald in Max Payne 3 wat. by 06/17/2009, 11:18am PDT Re: First DLC screens leaked by 06/17/2009, 9:21am PDT "Tony Stark was able to build this in a CAVE with a box of SCRAPS!" NT by 06/17/2009, 10:01am PDT Hahahahaha NT by 06/17/2009, 10:53am PDT Bullet time and endorphin? I'm in! NT by 06/17/2009, 10:56am PDT Does he team up with Goth Prince of Persia? NT by 06/17/2009, 11:13am PDT the best we can hope for is decent but mediocre by 06/17/2009, 11:20am PDT Or the game will be awesome. ^_^ NT by 06/17/2009, 3:15pm PDT The essential difference in the belief system of the twins, right here NT by 06/17/2009, 3:31pm PDT Well we both agree we'll probably buy the game. by 06/17/2009, 5:32pm PDT |
