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Gawd, this game indulges in unintentional self-parody with the Serena AI by Fortinbras 06/06/2009, 2:40am PDT
She's basically the only trustworthy narrator in this game. She openly mocks the angst-ridden weeaboo scientist woman, scolds the Captain for just going off and leaving a planet that's being fucking invaded, and now she's openly sarcastically criticizing the terrible plotting of HALO games when the Flood arrives. Saying things like "India Team has gone offline. How very ominous." in the most deadpan voice possible.
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I got HALO Wars in the mail, review forthcoming NT by Fortinbras 06/03/2009, 3:51pm PDT NEW
    Gawd, I can't do this. I was bored by the second mission. NT by Fortinbras 06/03/2009, 9:15pm PDT NEW
        It's basically Dawn of War for retarded infants by FABIO 06/03/2009, 9:23pm PDT NEW
            Prettier? I keep wanting to know where these awesome graphics are by Fortinbras 06/03/2009, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                Not really by FABIO 06/04/2009, 1:41am PDT NEW
                    it must suck to see all RTS games as just a series of exploits by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/04/2009, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                        Think of it as the equivalent of casting the same spell for 20 hours in Diablo NT by FABIO 06/04/2009, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                    I love the shitty zoom function by Fortinbras 06/04/2009, 2:30pm PDT NEW
                        Gawd, this game indulges in unintentional self-parody with the Serena AI by Fortinbras 06/06/2009, 2:40am PDT NEW
                            The story of HALO 1-3 and Halo Wars is identical, except HW has a Dyson Sphere by Fortinbras 06/06/2009, 7:28pm PDT NEW
                                Arrest warrant for Fortinbras issued NT by Intergalatic Atrocities Tribunal 06/07/2009, 1:00am PDT NEW
                                    he may have waterboarded an alien just before the supernova so that's like 2x wo NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/07/2009, 4:29pm PDT NEW
 
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