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by Quétinbec 06/05/2009, 3:47pm PDT |
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On Monday I find out if I follow the path of good or evil! Just like in a computer game (except I don't get to choose).
Good: live in a strict Muslim country where all girls are chaperoned outside the house until marriage, alcohol is only sold underground at great expense, and apartment security won't let you inside your own apartment with a girl who isn't your wife. Earn $100k/year + $36k accomodation suppliment + Toyota Prius all taxed at 3%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* enough to pay all my debts, travel the world in style, put down the deposit for a house somewhere, and become a proper member of society!
*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After the interview, after they gave me those figures, it was 2 degrees but I walked loops of the Airport parking lot for 45 minutes like a crazy person trying to calm down. I'll be the richest motherfucker around!!!
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Evil: Earn $30k/year living in the city most likely to be nuked to pieces, with goofy girls who'll fuck you for $20 or just to improve their English and eat shit food and get drunk on shit alcohols because there's nothign else to do. My debts grow and what little money I save I piss away later failing to find a girl from Eastern Europe.
That's what it's come to! Quite a difference, I think! I find out on Monday. I'm not talking any shit until then because I feel vulnerable. I'm not wanking either.
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How's this for a thing! by Quétinbec 06/05/2009, 3:47pm PDT 
seriously are you even the least bit concerned that the dubai thing might be by up with pod people 06/05/2009, 3:55pm PDT
No. My Dad organized it and I know people there. It exists like a motherfucker. NT by Quétinbec 06/05/2009, 11:18pm PDT
What, pray tell, would your job title be? NT by Fortinbras 06/05/2009, 11:33pm PDT
English teacher. The title really lets me down. It's something I'd probably have NT by to lie about 06/06/2009, 2:21am PDT
I thought you dreaded the thought of settling on teaching English for a living? NT by Fortinbras 06/06/2009, 2:36am PDT
That's why he's lying about it! Sheesh. NT by Fussbett 06/06/2009, 9:52am PDT
Re: That's why he's lying about it! Sheesh. by Mischief Maker 06/06/2009, 10:51am PDT
hmm yes hmm by up with pod people 06/06/2009, 9:04am PDT
The money justifies everything. This thread is now locked until Monday. NT by Quétinbec 06/06/2009, 3:14pm PDT
We all know exactly how this will end. by Mischief Maker 06/06/2009, 3:35pm PDT
Do they have a lottery in Australia/New Zealand? NT by Fortinbras 06/06/2009, 3:41pm PDT
I heard a rumour it was monday NT by up with pod people 06/08/2009, 8:32pm PDT
It's Tuesday in New Zealand! by Bunyip 06/08/2009, 10:10pm PDT
And now it's Wednesday and I'm still waiting. by Quétinbec 06/09/2009, 5:23am PDT
Oh god, I sure hope you don't get it in that case! NT by I need clarification 06/09/2009, 7:58am PDT
Actually, it's not really clear what anyone's doing these days by Waiting for the Caltrops Jobs threa 06/09/2009, 8:40am PDT
Well you can assume the arty types didn't become lawyers or programmers. NT by Fussbett 06/09/2009, 9:41am PDT
Sure, I'll take that bait... by Fussbett 06/09/2009, 10:07am PDT
Re: Sure, I'll take that bait... by Quétinbec 06/09/2009, 3:00pm PDT
Apologies to Bahrain for this post. by Fussbett 06/09/2009, 3:57pm PDT
wait yes where are the benefits of nepotism here by up with pod people 06/09/2009, 7:26pm PDT
Re: And now it's Wednesday and I'm still waiting. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2009, 10:27am PDT
OH. I may have mis-read one part by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2009, 10:31am PDT
You live in New Mexico now?! by Entropy Stew 06/09/2009, 11:03am PDT
These are your skilled programmers, QB. Look up to them in their confusion. NT by Fussbett 06/09/2009, 11:10am PDT
QB is under the impression that programmers are not doing bullshit jobs NT by The Littlest Hobo 06/09/2009, 11:19am PDT
It's a tremendous load of bullshit by Entropy Stew 06/09/2009, 11:45am PDT
It's not pretty, but I GET results. /posts Hulu link of the Frank McGillicutty s NT by cene where he says, "It's not prett 06/09/2009, 11:47am PDT
Re: You live in New Mexico now?! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2009, 11:41am PDT
Re: And now it's Wednesday and I'm still waiting. by Quétinbec 06/09/2009, 2:45pm PDT
"What would yo-" "ACCEPT THE BRIBE! I would accept the parent's bribe! BRIBE." NT by Quetinbecbot 06/09/2009, 3:25pm PDT
Now there's an interesting legal puzzler by Mischief Maker 06/10/2009, 11:27am PDT
A spanner in the dirka dirka. NT by Fussbett 06/10/2009, 11:31am PDT
Trolled by Bahrain NT by Fortinbras 06/09/2009, 11:51am PDT
nar near tha taaaaaaaaaayburrr NT by tsfr, fuckers 06/09/2009, 8:45pm PDT
My professional and creative disappointments are well-documented... by Fullofkittens 06/09/2009, 6:40pm PDT
Longtime lurker, first time poster by agrees with this nice man ^^^ 06/09/2009, 7:02pm PDT
This is good for us, however. by Mr. 3000 and his blob 06/09/2009, 8:41pm PDT
Everyone likes you, Fussbett. NT by Longtime lurker, first time poster 06/10/2009, 7:12am PDT
I'm not Mr. 3000 and his blob. NT by Fussbett 06/10/2009, 11:15am PDT
Re: I'm not Mr. 3000 and his blob. by Mr. 3000 and his blob 06/10/2009, 11:22am PDT
The new bink is still old bink. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/10/2009, 11:23am PDT
Yeah, he was wrong on all counts. All of them. by Fussbett 06/10/2009, 11:27am PDT
I don't know who Mr. Helper is, I think he might be a real guy O_O NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/10/2009, 10:06pm PDT
Re: This is good for us, however. by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/10/2009, 11:49am PDT
Re: My professional and creative disappointments are well-documented... by Chairman Mao 06/10/2009, 11:10pm PDT
I have rich parents. Send me more pictures of your dick. NT by Zsenitan 06/09/2009, 8:41pm PDT
and five wanks NT by gruman 06/09/2009, 8:45pm PDT
and a partridge in a pear treeee NT by up with pod people 06/09/2009, 8:50pm PDT
I am bummed that you need rich parents to see cock around here NT by up with pod people 06/09/2009, 8:51pm PDT
This chick got bummed NT by Chicks Dig Jerks indeed. 06/09/2009, 8:56pm PDT
Re: I am bummed that you need rich parents to see cock around here by Zsenitan 06/09/2009, 8:59pm PDT
and for you! by up with pod people 06/09/2009, 9:02pm PDT
Fuck that sign-in bullshit, honey! www.luriddigs.com NT by Zsenitan 06/09/2009, 9:03pm PDT
A Yahoo Group! Does that link lead to the past? Sell! Sell! NT by Fussbett 06/09/2009, 9:10pm PDT
that's part of the charm of "vintage hung" yes. NT by up with pod people 06/09/2009, 9:17pm PDT
Isn't everyone in Dubai rich? Doesn't that effect the cost of living? NT by Worm 06/05/2009, 4:18pm PDT
Very rich or very poor. If I can't start a middle class, I'll be the coolest NT by poor guy around. 06/05/2009, 11:19pm PDT
Re: Isn't everyone in Dubai rich? Doesn't that effect the cost of living? by E. L. Koba 06/06/2009, 12:00am PDT
Dubai whore price rates may be inflated too, defeating the point of being rich NT by FABIO 06/06/2009, 12:39am PDT
Re: Isn't everyone in Dubai rich? Doesn't that effect the cost of living? by Quétinbec 06/06/2009, 2:20am PDT
Quétinbec's latest Get Rich for Little to No Effort Scheme NT by Fortinbras 06/05/2009, 4:20pm PDT
I think both will yield good stories, so I'm rooting either way. by Fussbett 06/06/2009, 4:47pm PDT
Have an escape plan in place in case you lose the job. by Chairman Mao 06/09/2009, 1:36pm PDT
Does Sassy figure into this? Because you might as well cut out 50% of the money NT by Ray of Light 06/09/2009, 2:09pm PDT
underestimating ator underestimates Sassy's nut NT by Ray of Light 06/09/2009, 2:39pm PDT
I think they would make a beautiful couple. I'lln't have ators ruining the poetr NT by col.schickn 06/09/2009, 2:45pm PDT
Hey hey, FUCK YOU ALL! I'm now the the highest paid guy in the forum! by Quétinbec 06/10/2009, 3:19pm PDT
Trapped in Sheikh's dungeon for fucking his wife, send help NT by Quétinbec in the future 06/10/2009, 4:53pm PDT
Haha I thought the same thing, only: by Zsenitan 06/10/2009, 7:10pm PDT
'disapear' NT by Zsenitan 06/10/2009, 7:31pm PDT
Oh my god my life is over now by I need clarification 06/10/2009, 5:27pm PDT
It's not over, just overtaken by my great life. by Quétinbec 06/14/2009, 5:57pm PDT
You work in Bahrain. NT by Fucking Bahrain. 06/14/2009, 8:26pm PDT
He could meet Michael Jackson. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2009, 8:37pm PDT
So, like Santa Monica, except with more English speakers? NT by Fortinbras 06/15/2009, 10:46pm PDT
If you want to get into hourly wages I think Jsoh and I would win HANDILY 8( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2009, 11:37pm PDT
This is essentially my reaction by Mysterious Stranger 06/10/2009, 5:38pm PDT
Nooooo! A Quentin Beck you ARE... and a Quentin Beck you'll always be!!! NT by Quentin Beck 06/10/2009, 5:38pm PDT
Congratulations. You did it. You did it! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2009, 8:24pm PDT
this is the best thing that has ever happened NT by up with pod people 06/10/2009, 8:24pm PDT
Not doctors and lawyers in Bahrain NT by The Littlest Hobo 06/10/2009, 8:49pm PDT
7 weeks from start of work to weeping, sniveling I QUIT by Mr. Helper 06/11/2009, 7:50am PDT
A fake reference almost cost me the job before it began. Frightening! by Quétinbec 06/14/2009, 5:52pm PDT
HA HA HA HA! by It begins! 06/14/2009, 5:55pm PDT
More like reacharounds NT by Fortinbras 06/14/2009, 9:03pm PDT
$110k - 36K? I'm ahead again. by col.schickn 06/15/2009, 9:28pm PDT
The best thread title since I have been reading. NT by This is Chris's Blood 06/15/2009, 9:06pm PDT
How long HAVE you been reading? NT by I am Jack's skeptical post 06/15/2009, 11:43pm PDT
ATTN: QB by Cablebots 06/15/2009, 9:30pm PDT
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