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| 5 is my record.Sorry,I should've provided context.This week's extraordinary beca by Quétinbec 06/03/2009, 3:15pm PDT | ||||
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| Typically, my wanks follow a kind of 2-2-3 pattern with a couple of days off in between. I think so, anyway. I haven't really looked for patterns like that in the past. I almost never go beyond 3 wanks because I'm fully satisfied sexually by then so the drive isn't there, and the 4th wank is such hard work that you need a pretty strong motivation. The 4th wank is never about sex. It's a wank that's done because I don't like the way I'm feeling, haven't been able to change that, so have gone with wanks as the healthiest way of changing the mood or at least ignoring it temporarily. I could touch a naked girl after my 3rd wank and it wouldn't arouse me. After my 3rd wank, I'm neither gay nor straight. I'm sexless. The 4th wank is not about sex.
So if I charted this shit and someone was looking over my charts for this year (perhaps because I'd been murdered) they could see these 4's and say, "Hmm, some shit must have been going on." and they'd usually be right. What's extraordinary about this week is that there are three 4's, two of them consecutive. As far as I'm aware, that's something that has neverhappened before. And it's not like this job interview is that crushing to me. If I don't get it, I go to Korea, which is a huge step down in most ways, but a step up sexually. There's a strong silver lining. But I think the strangeness of those figures is due more to a new technology I've found. It's a program called 'Orbit' which uses multiple connections to download flash movies from flash video sites like xnxx.com at 200kB/s. My porn collection has doubled in the weeks since I found it. Most importantly, there's been a massive increase in the amount of 'fringey' shit I've got access to. Previously, with download caps and bandwidth restrictions, I had to be VERY selective about the porn I downloaded. I didn't have the resources to be able cater for those rare occasions when I had to push the boundries. And you need that fringey stuff when you're at your 4th wank because your motivation is no longer sexual. That program and this pressure is creating a extraordinary wank environment. |
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