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Things the worst poster in Caltrops history is not: an "editor" by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/29/2009, 4:18am PDT
Weyoun Voidbringer wrote:

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=1417
So yeah this is pretty much the game that System Shock 2 should have been, which means it's pretty awesome. It also happens to be the game Half Life should have been (


http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=1366
From the first zombie encounter to the final boss fight I'm fucking fighting for my life, and I'M LOVING IT.
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For me, the game was exciting from start to finish.



http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=1268
Fun game! Very pretty too
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The weapons are pretty much all reinventions of old doom-guns, but they feel punchy and you'll like the shotgun SUPER-GOOD please.
(what the fuck? is this the most mangled and incorrect statement in caltrops history? probably -ed.)



http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=1287
Seriously, there's been two games I've wanted since I was 17 -- a new Zork game and a new Doom game.
(this is not a sarcastic aside about how shitty doom3 was inevitably going to turn out -ed.)



http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=6004
they created the best haunted house simulator in gaming and they should be proud of it.



People jumping out of closets and screaming is a staple of a haunted house, and that's pretty much what Doom III is. And as poorly as its aged, it's still a million times better than any Resident Evil game that had been released up until then.

Here are some more hilarious comments you somehow missed, enjoy!

The thing is that the game is only negative at the end when it gets really boring. The first part of the game is really swee.

I also got it to work just fine and be really cool.

If I was the kind of person who could go around buying games, I would agree that this is worth buying.

I remember after the previews and stuff, I was like, "it probably won't run on my computer, and even if it did it would have to really deliver on a good game to go with the graphics and stuff." And then it did deliver. The end.

The payoff might work especially since in between those two small moments, Doom 3 is still showing and introducing to you a ton of shit you've never seen in games before.



ICJ
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things which doom3 was not by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 3:58am PDT NEW
    Things the worst poster in Caltrops history is not: an "editor" by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/29/2009, 4:18am PDT NEW
        despite doing all the things an editor does (like say the link and italics butto by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 4:42am PDT NEW
            favorite Weyoun post of all time NT by Could be Anyone 05/29/2009, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                wrom posts on his own name as infrequently as possible NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/30/2009, 4:43am PDT NEW
        Worst poster? Whew, that's a load off my mind. by bink 05/29/2009, 5:37am PDT NEW
            the voices in bink's head are a little louder than usual NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 5:52am PDT NEW
                No, no, no. I've never heard voices. by bink 05/29/2009, 6:01am PDT NEW
                    HL2's vehicle sections are hard to control with a keyboard when it's upside down by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 6:04am PDT NEW
                    ("centering around" :( NT by -ed.) 05/29/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
        He's so dumb it took him from 2004 to develop a fucking thought about Doom 3. NT by Worm 05/29/2009, 10:32am PDT NEW
            wrom didn't notice I posted about doom3 several times already (he can't even rea NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 11:18am PDT NEW
                Well, I'm not rereading the entire forum, I'll take your word for it. by Worm 05/29/2009, 11:31am PDT NEW
                    basic cognition is all that's required NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 11:33am PDT NEW
                        Cognition of the thousands of irrelevant posts from 04 you're reading. NT by Worm 05/29/2009, 11:39am PDT NEW
                            hence the hyperlinks which were posted using html (welcome to the internet btw) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                                Haha "why won't you click? I made these links special for you". What a homo. NT by Worm 05/29/2009, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                    DID YOU EAT YOUR CAMPBELL'S CHUNKY SOUP, WORM?! NT by Jhoh Momma 05/29/2009, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                                    *doesn't get it* NT by setsuna wrom 05/29/2009, 10:02pm PDT NEW
                                        Yeah I don't get I can click on those links and read uninteresting ancient shit. NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 11:42am PDT NEW
                                            Did I just admit that I am too stupid to understand the concept of normal posts? NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                                                WHY WON'T HE READ THESE PERFECTLY GOOD POSTS FROM FOUR YEARS AGO? NT by RETARD BRAIN *EXPLODES* 05/30/2009, 12:43pm PDT NEW
    How many Cable points do I get for hating it from the start? by laudablepuss 05/29/2009, 9:31am PDT NEW
        4.72 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 11:24am PDT NEW
    That was based on the first 10 minutes =( by FABIO 05/29/2009, 10:30am PDT NEW
        Re: That was based on the first 10 minutes =( by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/29/2009, 10:55am PDT NEW
            All games revolving around AI suck by FABIO 05/29/2009, 11:14am PDT NEW
        I think it's fair for us to all blame Bodybag for this. :3 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 11:22am PDT NEW
    "Hrrrn this'll show them I'm not a whiny, stupid pissant when I throw their post NT by in their FACE!" - Jsoh, tearfully 05/29/2009, 10:59am PDT NEW
        looks like someone is offended that I had the correct opinion since day 1 by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 11:20am PDT NEW
            You're a dumb worthless faggot. NT by Worm 05/29/2009, 11:32am PDT NEW
                Sounds like Jso was right. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 11:57am PDT NEW
                    Oh trolling means simpering like a faggot while you get your teeth knocked in? NT by Worm 05/29/2009, 12:15pm PDT NEW
                        I dare you to say that to my face IRL I'd kill you I'm a drug dealer at my schoo NT by wromg 05/29/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                            I don't think he meant literally getting your teeth kicked in NT by Fortinbras 05/29/2009, 4:06pm PDT NEW
                                He's just eternally enraged, not kicking any teeth. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                                    A somber analysis from a huge faggot who may not even like video games. NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 11:43am PDT NEW
                                        This wasn't me this was someone taking MY NAAAAAAAAAME NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 12:10pm PDT NEW
                                            You guys are cycling pretty fast through defenses now. by Worm 05/30/2009, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                                                I wish people would stop using my name to make shitty posts. NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 12:36pm PDT NEW
                                                    Boring NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                                                        I have more important things to do. *plans a school shooting* NT by Worm 05/30/2009, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                                            Hey, it's the same old insults against my one sided beat-down of jsoh. NT by How moldy is my room again? 05/30/2009, 2:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                I beat you all down. *gets strapped into an electric chair* NT by future Worm 05/30/2009, 2:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Hey, it's the same old insults against my one sided beat-down of jsoh. by wait. 05/30/2009, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I know now why you are trolled, it was something I could never do. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/30/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                        Correct NT by Djerry Jimbah 10/12/2021, 11:56am PDT NEW
 
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