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by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 11:50am PDT |
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(I should probably list where I am coming from. I finished GTA. Got halfway through GTA2. Got less than halfway through with GTA3. Spent a lot of time with Vice City in "sandbox mode," but ignored many of the missions. Had SA for three hours and put it on eBay. Have not picked up GTA4. Each time I get one of their games I am utterly amazed by their ability to put new features in, and then disgusted with how little they think my time is worth.)
Fortinbras wrote:
And so you threw up your hands and said "THEY HAVEN'T CHANGED ANYTHING!" and gave it a 0/10 =(
DID they change anything about the save system? It's pretty indefensible. When GTA3 came out it was fucking amazing, and it was really easy to ignore the (incorrect) decision to not allow saving or checkpoints.
So one of three things is happening with GTA.
- Nobody at Rockstar is technically able to put together check points. I very much doubt this.
- Nobody at Rockstar is able to handle save states. I should be able to hit "F5" in the middle of a mission and save my progress. They were flushing the cars in RAM after they got about 50 yards out in Vice City and that's fine. There's really not a lot they have to keep track of. I don't believe they're incapable of this.*
- There is a specific decision on the part of the designers to not have checkpoints or save-anywhere. This has to be the case, and this is what is so infuriating. There is someone very, very stupid making design decisions with GTA, and this person or persons can smugly point to sales. Like Madden, they won't ever do a shitty enough job to kill the golden goose.
But there's room in the marketplace for a GTA-clone that has respect for a gamer's time and good writing. When I was frustrated with GTA after Vice City/SA, I picked up True Crime: Streets of LA and Crackdown, both of which were written so poorly it was actually embarrassing to have the sound up. GTA, in that respect, is okay for a video game, but miserable if ported to any other form of entertainment. Maybe GTA4 got better in that respect.
*The basic argument for save-anywhere in GTA is because of the enormous inconsistency in mission quality. I don't completely blame them, because the thing honestly needs some hybrid controller that offers a steering wheel along with a keyboard and mouse, and the ability to instantly switch between this Chimera of input. LK mentioned that some characters have an invulnerability flag set, so a chase can start - this is not the right way to do it. In a perfect world, the writing, dialogue and story of GTA should be so good that the player won't headshot a plot-sensitive character (or whatever) until he's finished speaking. Chases should be so fun the player doesn't want to avoid them. This will never, ever be the case in a GTA game, since they've never and will never employ anyone good enough to make the game that way.
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True or false - the PS3 is an irrelevant joke nowadays NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 05/26/2009, 7:49pm PDT 
False, it's a very relevant joke NT by Fussbett 05/26/2009, 8:07pm PDT 
Ironic you would say that now by Lizard_King 05/26/2009, 8:20pm PDT 
Re: Ironic you would say that now by Quétinbec 05/27/2009, 2:17am PDT 
Recent games in sandbox genre that are superior to GTA4 by Lizard_King 05/27/2009, 3:43am PDT 
gta4 was a pretty good game aside from the FRIENDS simulator NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/27/2009, 4:07am PDT 
Where the fuck do you get off with Saints Row 2? by Worm 05/27/2009, 7:35am PDT 
The minigames are trivially easy by Lizard_King 05/27/2009, 4:36pm PDT 
Yeah, but it bored the shit out of me. by Worm 05/27/2009, 4:56pm PDT 
OK. by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 3:05am PDT 
GTA4 had what, 3 kind of bad missions? by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:08am PDT 
Let me assist your memory using mine by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 10:33am PDT 
fag NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:03am PDT 
I'm glad we could resolve this amicably. NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 11:12am PDT 
Yeah, I saw that list and immediately realized you cared more about GTAIV. by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:22am PDT 
Looks like you're trolled by Saints Row 2 (and you have all bad points). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 11:33am PDT 
TROLLY TROLLED BY T(ROLL)HE TROLLOSPHERE NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:54am PDT 
This post doesn't add anything it's pretty worthless. *hand to chin* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:01pm PDT 
(Deconstruction) NT by Fullofkittens 05/28/2009, 12:21pm PDT 
wrom cuts off little pieces of his victims until they die. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:27pm PDT 
... on the internet forums NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 12:28pm PDT 
You mean "on the internet forums.... he doesn't do that." NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:30pm PDT 
I mean wait "... no he really does" NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 12:34pm PDT 
But you said it so it's not true. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:37pm PDT 
no NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 1:11pm PDT 
*giant explosion engulfs your corpse* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 1:15pm PDT 
*corpse was fake* *escapes through a mold chute* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 1:19pm PDT 
*into a blast furnace the end* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 1:31pm PDT 
*spoiler all the worms were fake* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 2:17pm PDT 
The real one was dead the whole time. *time travels* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 2:30pm PDT 
*actually he portal gunned away from the blast furnace* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 2:38pm PDT 
*into a second even larger blast furnace fueled by nuclear explosions* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 2:55pm PDT 
*also my portal gun only portals into the lava dimension wait ... shit * NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 2:57pm PDT 
Surely Creexul won't childishly demand the last word here. NT by MURDER THE CABLES 05/28/2009, 2:57pm PDT 
Please stop trying to ruin this thread that I'm improving. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 2:59pm PDT 
Re: Please stop trying to ruin this thread that I'm improving. ^_^ by bink 05/29/2009, 5:27am PDT 
Yeah, well, FUCK YOU. *bullet time slo-mo hand to chin dodges troll bullets* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 12:27pm PDT 
WHAT DO WE WANT? DICKS! WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM? NOW! WHAT DO WE WANT? NT by HOMPH! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? HURMPH 05/28/2009, 11:39am PDT 
LK ended up being exactly right about this NT by irony 12/22/2012, 8:32am PST 
Just Cause? Really? REALLY? NT by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 8:50am PDT 
Re: Just Cause? Really? REALLY? by Lizard_King 05/27/2009, 4:33pm PDT 
Just Cause IS a pretty cool game. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/27/2009, 4:36pm PDT 
Well, certainly the gaming press will ask Rockstar the tough questions NT by don't fucking bet on it 05/27/2009, 4:50pm PDT 
Re: Just Cause? Really? REALLY? by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 7:24pm PDT 
just cause didn't make you shoot 250 pigeons by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/27/2009, 11:24pm PDT 
Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 1:38am PDT 
with bortinfras logic, you can claim that fun things are "boring" by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 1:44am PDT 
Jhoh, change your brothers diaper, he's shitting his pants. AGAIN. NT by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 1:50am PDT 
bloatinfries is intellectually defeated, falls back on diapers NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 2:51am PDT 
How about the diaper on your face to soak up all your Just Cause tears? 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 5:14am PDT 
Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 3:01am PDT 
Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:34am PDT 
Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 5:11am PDT 
Are you sure you played GTAIV? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 10:37am PDT 
Don't flip your keyboard because you're a moron! by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 11:11am PDT 
Maybe you were playing GTAIII but thought it was GTAIV? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 11:17am PDT 
Re: Maybe you were playing GTAIII but thought it was GTAIV? by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 11:50am PDT 
No, save system is still a pain. You get 4 save points instead of 1, I guess? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 11:58am PDT 
Re: No, save system is still a pain. You get 4 save points instead of 1, I gues by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 12:02pm PDT 
It's not, given what everyone else is doing in other games by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 12:28pm PDT 
Lost and The Damned has mid-mission checkpoints. Slowly getting there- NT by Gutsby 05/28/2009, 2:57pm PDT 
That's progress. by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 2:59pm PDT 
1, that's terror, 2, that's terror, 3, NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 3:04pm PDT 
Whatever, let's go get us some hole. NT by Gutsby 05/28/2009, 3:07pm PDT 
GTA4 and GTA SA also did. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 3:08pm PDT 
Shit. I meant N.A.R.C. Not Crackdown. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 3:07pm PDT 
Are you sure you don't mean a TIAMAT of input? That would be a lot funnier by Nyuk nyuk comics' Gabe 05/28/2009, 5:45pm PDT 
Re: Are you sure you played GTAIV? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 7:03pm PDT 
Maybe you should go back to QT3, just maybe. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:10pm PDT 
You fuck one goat and then... NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 9:52pm PDT 
Hahah holy shit, you're going to criticize their development cycle? by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:21am PDT 
Re: Just Cause? Really? REALLY? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 2:47am PDT 
Weren't we talking about checkpoints and ease of access? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:29am PDT 
Who's "all of us", you dumb motherfucker? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 5:16am PDT 
He doesn't care about craftsmanship because he has no fucking taste! NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:11am PDT 
You've sure showed me the error of mocking Jsoh with your trenchant reply! by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 10:23am PDT 
Do you know what a red herring is? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 10:58am PDT 
Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 11:11am PDT 
Holy shit, why is everyone a faggot about sand box games? by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:14am PDT 
Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 11:15am PDT 
Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 11:39am PDT 
I knew Assassin's Creed was shit the moment I ran into a giant spinning double h NT by Entropy Stew 05/28/2009, 11:47am PDT 
Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by HOMPH! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? HURMPH 05/28/2009, 11:55am PDT 
Nice ATOR, shit drinker. NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 2:46pm PDT 
Haha, what? NT by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:32pm PDT 
Exactly. NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 4:00pm PDT 
Re: Exactly. by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 4:09pm PDT 
You contribute exactly zero NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 4:33pm PDT 
Joey's had it with some of the regulars. He's not going to stand for this. NT by Souffle of Pain 05/28/2009, 4:37pm PDT 
I just want to highlight this. by Souffle of Pain 05/28/2009, 6:36pm PDT 
The only poster worth keeping here is I Need Clarification and Fussbett. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:12pm PDT 
Whoa, another dumb faggot comes out of his lurking to realize he needs more NT by time in the oven 05/28/2009, 7:49pm PDT 
Is that a Holocaust joke? You think Holocaust jokes are funny? "Cool" NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:52pm PDT 
jewey NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:54pm PDT 
New lows 24/7/365: Worm, Creexul, Weyoun. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:58pm PDT 
Joey NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 8:01pm PDT 
Nice post, Worm. You spelled my name right. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 8:10pm PDT 
Joey NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 8:38pm PDT 
Huge slam on INC and Fussbett out of nowhere. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 6:56am PDT 
EITHER WAY, THIS IS LOW POINT. FOR YOU! by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 7:00pm PDT 
If you're the kind of pussy we send into Iraq, no wonder we're losing. by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:51pm PDT 
If you're the kind of pussy we send to his mother's basement by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 9:51pm PDT 
Not the "you're bad at games" argument, the "this part wasn't that bad" argument by Worm 05/29/2009, 6:27am PDT 
wromg is wromg and doesn't know that we're winning. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 6:58am PDT 
Re: Recent games in sandbox genre that are superior to GTA4 by Quétinbec 05/27/2009, 4:29pm PDT 
Re: Recent games in sandbox genre that are superior to GTA4 by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 5:22am PDT 
Haha Sims 3 you really are a FAGGOT. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 5:31am PDT 
I start a game up, and it makes me go bowling by Entropy Stew 05/27/2009, 7:28am PDT 
You're banned. NT by Cioxx, former SomethingAwful mod 05/26/2009, 8:22pm PDT 
I would probably buy one for Gran Turismo 5 + backward compatibility... by Jerry Whorebach 05/26/2009, 8:41pm PDT 
play GT1, case closed NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/26/2009, 11:32pm PDT 
so is gta4 a bad game? by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 3:07am PDT 
I officially tested the stun punch thoroughly enough to be sure it doesn't work by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/27/2009, 8:43pm PDT 
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