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Re: How Weyoun does it by Quétinbec 05/25/2009, 8:42pm PDT
Fortinbras wrote:



Hahaha! That's pretty much me. Dancing's much harder when you're tall. If you're normal sized, you're only exposed to the friends and strangers who surround you, but if you're tall, even if you hunch, it's like permanently dancing on a stool, so dancing becomes much more about your shoulders and head which are exposed to everyone, than your feet which are only seen by a half dozen people, to the point that you almost totally forget about your feet and dance like a hippy. I can only dance when I'm drunk, and when I'm drunk, I'm too slow to dance properly. And the rumours are that that's why they invented cocaine. And tambourines.
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Club Dancing Do and Don't by Zsenitan 05/25/2009, 5:06pm PDT NEW
    I am unclear on what differentiates one move as dorky and the other as cool NT by Mischief Maker 05/25/2009, 6:51pm PDT NEW
    Material is French, probably gay. Useful if Fussbett visits Quebec I guess? NT by Fortinbras 05/25/2009, 7:02pm PDT NEW
    club dancing: not once NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/25/2009, 7:13pm PDT NEW
        How Weyoun does it by Fortinbras 05/25/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW
            Re: How Weyoun does it by Quétinbec 05/25/2009, 8:42pm PDT NEW
                Dancing, escalators... being tall is practically being disabled. Ask Jerry abou NT by Fussbett 05/25/2009, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                    Psh, is there anything he DOESN'T ask me about? How it's going, etc. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/25/2009, 9:36pm PDT NEW
                        Yeah I wanted to give him a comfortable task, as being tall makes it difficult t NT by Fussbett 05/25/2009, 9:41pm PDT NEW
                            It also means I can never be a fighter pilot :( by Quétinbec 05/26/2009, 12:38am PDT NEW
                                If the airlines tried to screw ME over somehow, I would just go be a fighter pil NT by Ray of Light 05/26/2009, 1:41am PDT NEW
                                So you were relieved when you learned your country doesn't have fighter planes NT by Fussbett 05/26/2009, 1:47am PDT NEW
                                    The jets are gone, like so much grizzlies and expos NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/26/2009, 11:18am PDT NEW
                                        We had sixteen 1950's Skyhawks when I was growing up. by Quétinbec 05/26/2009, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                                            Was there some way you could use that ceiling fan to wank? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2009, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                                                Have a burly soldier lift you up so the fan whacks you in the balls until you ej NT by Arbit 05/26/2009, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                                                Tie one end of a slack ribbon to the fan blade, the other to your dick. Enjoy! NT by A message from Caltrops Cares 05/26/2009, 6:41pm PDT NEW
                                                    There are also totems for that FYI NT by Moog 05/26/2009, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                                                        the totems in warhammer work better NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/27/2009, 5:38am PDT NEW
                                                        They're called night elves. O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/27/2009, 5:41am PDT NEW
                                                There's only one fan worth wanking to... by Quétinbec 05/27/2009, 2:13am PDT NEW
                                                    Quentinbec late to the Engrish/knockoff name game by Stick to your life stories 05/27/2009, 11:31am PDT NEW
                                                        I love "stick to" guy, he knows just what everyone should stick to 8) NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/27/2009, 1:59pm PDT NEW
                                                        Well, well, an old hand! Prove yourself by answering this question correctly: by Quétinbec 05/27/2009, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: There's only one fan worth wanking to... by Jerry Whorebach 05/27/2009, 4:06pm PDT NEW
 
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