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by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 9:19pm PDT |
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The Creexuls are getting a lot of attention lately. More than they deserve, in my opinion. Something interesting did pop up in a recent thread, though. Someone called them virgins and John, I think, said something sarcastic like, "Yeah, we're BOTH virgins." implying one of them wasn't a virgin! Nothing came of it, though. You dropped the ball, Creexulbot.
We know John kept his virginity after he failed to maintain an erection in the presence of a beautiful lady, but no one's bothered to ask about Josh's virginity. Perhaps because Josh comes off as "the weaker twin", his virginity was assumed. But John's sarcastic comment in that thread throws doubt on that and it's through this doubt you'll make your play, Creexulbot! We'd all be very interested to hear the details of Josh's first fuck, and you can sell it to Josh as his way of countering the weaker twin talk (talk that must cut like a knife!). Find the recent thread in which John made this comment and use it to turn the brothers against themselves! |
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ATT: QB. Do the Creexules think that ONLY Worm despises them? by Cablebots 05/16/2009, 7:08pm PDT 
Everyone who hates us is objectively emotionally unstable so what's the differen NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2009, 7:11pm PDT
Holy shit, this guy has been trolled down to the subatomic level. NT by Last 05/16/2009, 8:25pm PDT
How so? NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 6:38pm PDT
Well, you know how your protons, neutrons, and electrons are siezed with rage? NT by That's how. 05/17/2009, 7:14pm PDT
*bites off own tongue* I don't see what that has to do with anything. NT by secretly Worm 05/17/2009, 8:45pm PDT
I think you're confusing despicion with desperation v_v by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 8:29pm PDT
I despise them? NT by Worm 05/16/2009, 8:35pm PDT
It's like he thinks you're the Richard P. Fungus to their Stunt Dawgs NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2009, 8:41pm PDT
I like that I'm being consulted on these issues. You're right to turn to me. by Quétinbec 05/16/2009, 9:19pm PDT
John couldn't get it up to fuck Cassandra? LOL by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 6:36pm PDT
yeah he explained this a long time ago wrom (she has a hairy asscrack) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 7:20pm PDT
ONE HAIRY ASSCRACK stands between Jhoh and adulthood, but QB is still able to by stick his cock in an "ugly" hole. 05/17/2009, 7:46pm PDT
someone who jacks off to shit eating snuff porn tells us what makes an adult NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 9:56pm PDT
please watch 40 year old virgin the night you become one, jsoh NT by bags of trolling 05/17/2009, 9:59pm PDT
no thank you, friend, I will watch that movie whenever I want and have already s NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:02pm PDT
You've already... what? Go ahead. I won't bite. :) NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:06pm PDT
I would have thought it would be obvious by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:15pm PDT
It's obvious females would never have anything to do with you, yes by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:16pm PDT
Do people have hot dates on Sunday nights? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:18pm PDT
Do they even have the concept of "weekend" in Shacktown? :) NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:20pm PDT
wrom's logic train jumps a track, lands on another track entirely, collides with NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:20pm PDT
How do you derail a polish train? Just ask wrom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:30pm PDT
New evidence! by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 12:36pm PDT
Out of context. O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 1:55pm PDT
That was the logical paradox that bdr made up. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 8:47pm PDT
Re: That was the logical paradox that bdr made up. by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 9:05pm PDT
No she later admitted she was lying about that, keep up newb. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 9:06pm PDT
okay, virgin 8) NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 9:57pm PDT
this troll victim of ours seems to have tremendous pride in fucking his own mom by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:01pm PDT
cant stop posting, can ya, jsoh? :) by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:05pm PDT
This guy is new (although that still doesn't discount it being wromg). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:09pm PDT
jsh, please tell us what you THINK a date would be like. it'd be hilarious :) by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:25pm PDT
scraping the mold off the basement floor... oh wait you mean what *we* think? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:31pm PDT
For a pair who brags about trolling, you sure have a hard time recognizing when NT by it's happening to you. 05/18/2009, 5:39am PDT
the final stage of troll burns is thinking you are trolling someone NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/18/2009, 10:27am PDT
i thought the final stage was 1000 posts defending yourself NT by LOL 05/18/2009, 11:20am PDT
no he passed that quite awhile ago NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/18/2009, 11:50am PDT
That's because we trolled the other PERSON first so we win by default. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 11:58am PDT
I find the Creexul-centric Caltrops distasteful, but for a pathetic reason... by bink 05/17/2009, 5:08am PDT
salvia is a hell of a drug :( NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 7:46am PDT
Tell us more about this 'salvia' you illiterate fuck NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 6:37pm PDT
literacy burn NT by gruman 05/17/2009, 7:56pm PDT
This is why we're constantly vindicated by our own enemies. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 8:49pm PDT
Wondeful, that herb apparently took your virginity too NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 9:04pm PDT
symptoms of heavy drug use: sputtering incoherence, rage, difficulty swallowing NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 9:59pm PDT
symptoms of being a virgin: posting 300 times a day on a shitty website NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:07pm PDT
So you're a virgin? I've had sex, so you're a loser (to me *points to self*). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:11pm PDT
Yes! You both have a full, varied life! Um, reading 4chan. PSH! NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:12pm PDT
uh oh, he knows that we admitted to reading 4chan before, look out he's got the NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:16pm PDT
Re: uh oh, he knows that we admitted to reading 4chan before, look out he's got by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:17pm PDT
Now he's got the juice grandma. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:28pm PDT
Hey! HEY! That'll be enough about this shitty website, buddy. by Fussbett 05/17/2009, 10:17pm PDT
this goes BEYOND making out with girls, this is personal by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:18pm PDT
jsh, you're replying twice to every post. I trolled you. Just admit it. NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:22pm PDT
I just counted the posts, and you're wrong by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:30pm PDT
Jso is correct. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:39pm PDT
You want him to make out with girls because you're a virgin like us VIRGIN by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:31pm PDT
Virginity is airborne now, like swine flu and down's syndrome. :( NT by laudablepuss 05/18/2009, 2:57pm PDT
Swine flu reference: topical. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 3:01pm PDT
No, I mean the 1976 one. by laudablepuss 05/18/2009, 4:23pm PDT
HE COULD DIE AND MISS THE BICENTENNIAL NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 4:35pm PDT
"Shitty website"? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 11:43pm PDT
example of why wrom is called "often wromg" number five billion by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 9:58pm PDT
Would you like to play a game of chess? NT by Parallel Universe WORM 05/18/2009, 2:10am PDT
If you had manic episodes of agreeing with them you'd still be friends. NT by Worm 05/17/2009, 10:04am PDT
except that he would be on drugs (I'm not in the 9th grade and I have things to NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:57am PDT
color) NT by gruman 05/17/2009, 11:29am PDT
Cable brothers comic artists. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 11:53am PDT
Re: Cable brothers comic artists. ^_^ by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:11pm PDT
We used to but I told Jso that he can use the tablet or come up with ideas. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:28pm PDT
inking! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 6:23pm PDT
yes wrom NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 7:45am PDT
Twins (male twins) are objectively creepy. by Mysterious Strangerbot 05/17/2009, 5:52pm PDT
Twins are creepy?! by Twins are creepy?! 05/17/2009, 6:01pm PDT
Twins are creepy?! in all fields. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 6:03pm PDT
Point proven. by Mysterious Strangerworm 05/17/2009, 6:08pm PDT
Twins also feel each other's pain throughout the 10th dimension. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 6:03pm PDT
john edwards really talks to dead people (and other stupid shit people really be NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 6:23pm PDT
Edward. No "s". Try making a post without fucking it up tonight, virgin NT by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 6:38pm PDT
RHGHRHGHFHGHR I'M TOTALLY NOT INSANE WITH RAGE AT ALL TIMES NT by worm (known for his emotional stabi 05/17/2009, 8:51pm PDT
i feel bad for picking on these two so much, I'm killing them by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:01pm PDT
I feel so sorry for his armrests, they must be in agony after achieving sentienc NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:03pm PDT
here. I'll make a girl for you. pucker up! :*|-8-< by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:09pm PDT
this person seems to have something specific on his mind by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:13pm PDT
Re: this person seems to have something specific on his mind by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:19pm PDT
Also fully fueled with fresh blood into the armrest blood tank. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:19pm PDT
carefully polishing the fine curves of his blood tanks before a long day of grip NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:21pm PDT
No mere plastic blood tanks for HIS armrests ($1000 chair chinkwife mangosteen). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:29pm PDT
Shit was so cash: The Motion Picture. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:17pm PDT
Cablebots day-timer: 10:01 PM: post. 10:05 PM: beg for sex. 10:09 PM: post. NT by Parallel Universe Worm 05/18/2009, 2:18am PDT
anyone surprised that wromg is a giant john edward fan? by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:04pm PDT
Re: Twins (male twins) are objectively creepy. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 1:29pm PDT
guess what, guys? :) by Cablebots 05/17/2009, 10:27pm PDT
this is wrom when he's not unhinged, hate to see him when he IS NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 10:34pm PDT
He's going to troll our apartment by driving into it with a hummer. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:34pm PDT
Is that 3:30 a.m. or p.m.? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 10:49pm PDT
3:30 pm has come and gone. Any visitors? NT by Last 05/18/2009, 2:24pm PDT
No, I guess that was a wash. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 2:25pm PDT
Did he specify time zone? NT by so OBVIOUS etc. 05/18/2009, 4:30pm PDT
Considering he was coming to OUR apartment I assumed he meant OUR time zone. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 4:34pm PDT
But he said he had DRIVIN TO DO NT by right before the GRRR and the wink 05/18/2009, 5:03pm PDT
winking depth perception led him off the road into a ditch :( NT by Worm 05/18/2009, 6:09pm PDT
He may have meant the year 330 (assuming that time is a loop) NT by Last 05/18/2009, 5:23pm PDT
Whether this guy is honest or joking, it gets better every dozen times. NT by Worm 05/18/2009, 2:07am PDT
ok I woke up and we are both still alive, making you the worst poster in history NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/18/2009, 10:24am PDT
Cablebots, your virgin spamming has shamed them poorly! by Quétinbec 05/18/2009, 2:16am PDT
God, I didn't think somebody would actually take your advice. by It's such an obvious trick. 05/18/2009, 5:43am PDT
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