Steam news wrote:

May 8th, 2009



This week, we added some new pages to the Steam Community which make it possible to view each game's aggregate achievement stats. Check out the complete collection. While browsing them, we think you'll find there are some interesting things to learn about Steam games.

Sometimes, achievements reveal what should already be blindingly obvious to all criminal masterminds. For example, you, dear reader, undoubtedly already know that the way to cause "Death From Above" is to fire an orbital laser.

But in a stunningly non-obvious counterpoint, who would ever have thought Steam could pop-up a notification that reads "You have achieved: Divorce (Defeat Mom and Dad)"? Where has that message been all our lives? All we had to do to get that sweet revenge was just play a Steam game? We wish someone had told us sooner.

And then there are the truly inspiring achievements. As of this writing, 13.5% of one game's players have officially gained the status of "Pervert", after inspecting a pair of withered binoceros testicles with genuine enthusiasm.
All in a day's work, we say.