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| X-Men Origins: Wolgayverine by Zsenitan 05/03/2009, 6:14pm PDT | ||||
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| Exxxecutive summary: is gay. Kind of wondering how long before it gets its own rap.
Starring Hugh Jackman as a lumberjack with a dead girlfriend hmmmm. Well I hope you like posing, plot holes, and b-movie tropes, because XM:W is like a frankenstein's monster of these components. One.... million Leiv Schreibner Evil Pose With Grimace moments + a hundred billion Hugh Jackman My Wings Are Invisible But This Is Me Flying Just Imagine It poses. Movie evades brother rule through sheer bloody-mindedness, but you can see where it was hankered for. Many mutants parade before the screen for your amusement, the king of all of them being The Bedazzler. Also, a dude gets his skeleton electroplated with hand soap. There are at least 4 "you are in the way of the plot so time to die" murders. I went with serious x-men fans who were dismayed as fuck by the portrayal of Gambit (who?) I will say that the dude who played Gambit gave me horrible forking hallucinations of Brandon Lee and Jeff Buckley. Verdict: steal it, watch with liquor. I went on a bottle of soju and four vodka shots, it wasn't enough to get me through the excreable previews much less the pure poo poo of the opening scenes. I do kinda wanna see District 9 now though. |
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X-Men Origins: Wolgayverine by 05/03/2009, 6:14pm PDT  EW agrees by 05/04/2009, 5:26pm PDT Comments :( by 05/04/2009, 10:55pm PDT Re: Comments :( by 05/04/2009, 11:06pm PDT Re: X-Men Origins: Wolgayverine by 05/04/2009, 7:09pm PDT Stryker from God Loves, Man Kills/X2 is the main villain. by 05/04/2009, 8:35pm PDT Oh well, at least Brian Cox is a great actor so it must have that going for it. NT by 05/04/2009, 9:56pm PDT Oh he's not in this one. NT by 05/04/2009, 10:01pm PDT You'll love Seanbaby's Column from two weeks ago then by 05/04/2009, 9:08pm PDT Re: X-Men Origins: Wolgayverine by 05/05/2009, 7:19am PDT |
