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No, she really has many orgasms! She's very special! by Quétinbec 03/31/2009, 8:08pm PDT
up with pod people wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

[5:21:32 p.m.] QB: i care about her because she's rich, has good taste, and has fakes more orgasms than any other girl i've ever met or heard of

fixed that for ya


She had 10 during our final fuck. I counted them because she said the most her first boyfriend could give her was 9. She asked if I would boast about it to my friends and I said only to my closest friends, but I haven't boasted about it to anyone yet because I don't expect anyone to believe me and I think I'll sound like a dickhead trying to explain it. I think the orgasms are real because they're unattractive. She goes quiet and twitches and kicks out a bit. She's a female premature ejaculator. It means sex goes from being one big 30 minute mission to as many 3-5 minute minigames as you can be fucked playing. It's something I don't think I'll ever find again.

And she came on the heels of the 26 y/o virgin I couldn't make cum despite my best fucks, which makes her seem extra special! Fucking bitch!
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Some Wong by Quétinbec 03/29/2009, 6:58pm PDT NEW
    Ahahahaha delicious wanks by Zsenitan 03/29/2009, 7:43pm PDT NEW
        Re: Ahahahaha delicious wanks by Quétinbec 03/29/2009, 9:12pm PDT NEW
            I think you have it backwards by Zsenitan 03/30/2009, 5:11am PDT NEW
                The poorer I get, the more ignored I become. by Quétinbec 03/31/2009, 4:00am PDT NEW
                    Re: The poorer I get, the more ignored I become. by up with pod people 03/31/2009, 7:49am PDT NEW
                        I think he was lying to Irene there. I think this is the girl who has no orgasm NT by Fussbett 03/31/2009, 10:58am PDT NEW
                        No, she really has many orgasms! She's very special! by Quétinbec 03/31/2009, 8:08pm PDT NEW
                    Is that a Morrissey song? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/31/2009, 8:51am PDT NEW
                        Hairdresser in a Coma. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 12:17pm PDT NEW
                    Soon you can try to pull sandals off of passersby. by Fussbett 03/31/2009, 11:02am PDT NEW
    OK last one! I promise! by Quétinbec 04/03/2009, 2:58am PDT NEW
        "QB: but i don't want to be abused and made to feel shitty" by HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA nice try 04/03/2009, 5:51am PDT NEW
 
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