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by tim rogers james frey, the mashup 03/29/2009, 2:00pm PDT |
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On that first night, however, the game stabbed hypersensitive us with a frozen remorse: we saw the words “World 2″, immediately deleted our data file, restarted, and then, just as the game began, we held the rewind button down. We clicked the left bumper, speeding the rewind up to “8x”. The hero stood there oblivious. We held that god-damned, god-forsaken button down for three straight minutes, in the dark...Maybe we were outsmarting the game, or maybe the game was outsmarting us. There’s no telling;
It was dark. So dark. I sat down on the couch, sighed, stood up again. God.
I booted up the Game and i held down the button and i waited. I waited and watched.
Nothing happened.
Maybe it was the Game who was waiting. Waiting and watching me.
What you lookin at, Game?
Nothing happened.
I cried.
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tim "cuntflaps" rogers cordially invites you to shove $5 up your stupid asses. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/25/2009, 10:27pm PDT 
anyone who mentions drinking wine in their review needs to stop writing NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/25/2009, 10:57pm PDT 
Can wine reviewers be exempted? NT by Wine & Spirits Magazine 03/25/2009, 10:59pm PDT 
No. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/25/2009, 11:34pm PDT 
shrimp and white wine NT by Entropy Stew 03/26/2009, 12:11am PDT 
Chartreuse != wine NT by The more you know (ABOUT BOOZE!) 03/26/2009, 8:13am PDT 
It is something more pretentious? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/26/2009, 8:18am PDT 
This is my favorite part of your review of his review by Lizard_King 03/27/2009, 8:11pm PDT 
Good ole Creexul NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/27/2009, 8:17pm PDT 
This was excellent btw and the new How I Introduce People To Creex. NT by Zsenitan 03/28/2009, 12:34pm PDT 
but is it art? by tim rogers james frey, the mashup 03/29/2009, 2:00pm PDT 
It is so art it can reduce a man to tears just by having nothing. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/29/2009, 2:57pm PDT 
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