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by Worm 03/27/2009, 5:08pm PDT

Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.

I could imagine the Scout getting himself into this kind of trouble. by Worm 03/27/2009, 5:08pm PDT NEW

I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA! NT by Fortinbras 03/27/2009, 5:37pm PDT NEW

get on the ball *fires roller mine with gravity gun* by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/27/2009, 7:52pm PDT NEW

related note: by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/27/2009, 7:52pm PDT NEW

HOLY FUCKING SHIT: BILLY MAYS DEAD by Fortinbras 06/28/2009, 11:33am PDT NEW

Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT: BILLY MAYS DEAD by Fortinbras 06/28/2009, 1:20pm PDT NEW

I think I want the Slap Chop. by Mr Gutsy 06/28/2009, 6:07pm PDT NEW

The Rap Chop song made me actually want a Slap Chop. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/28/2009, 6:26pm PDT NEW

the secret of the slap chop: it only works on small foods or pre chopped foods NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/28/2009, 6:29pm PDT NEW

Re: the secret of the slap chop: it only works on small foods or pre chopped foo by gruman 06/28/2009, 6:45pm PDT NEW

he wasn't on the ball NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/28/2009, 5:26pm PDT NEW