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And now, let's all take time out to admire TMQ's colossal brain. by laudablepuss 01/11/2005, 5:16pm PST
Faggot Easterbrook wrote:

Before going to our Sweet and Sour plays, we will pause to ask the Denver Broncos: Why are you punting? Let's rephrase: WHY ARE YOU PUNTING??!!!?!!!!!!!!! It's Indianapolis 7, Denver 0 in the middle of the first quarter. Denver faces fourth-and-1 on its own 41. Denver is playing the highest-scoring team in the league, as the Lucky Charms averaging 33 points per game. To win, the Broncos must score freely themselves, since there is no chance of a defensive struggle. Yet instead of going for it on fourth-and-1 from midfield -- with a roughly two-thirds chance of success -- Denver punted. As the Broncos' punt unit trotted onto the field, 9-year-old Spenser, the Official Youngest Child of TMQ, declared, "It's crazy for them to punt on fourth-and-1. The only way to beat Indianapolis is to score a lot!" Maybe it's a fake, yours truly replied. As the punt boomed, Spenser prophesied, "They're doomed!" So they were. Indianapolis took the punt and rapidly made it 14-0; the rout was on. TMQ wrote the words "game over" in his notebook in the first quarter.

Note: Now it's Indianapolis by 21-0, and the Broncos are facing fourth-and-6 on the Colts' 14. You're down by 21 to the highest-scoring team in the league, you must go for it! Field goal. Wow, hooray -- now you're only down by 18 points. Indianapolis required just two snaps to make the count 28-3. Mike Shanahan seemed to order this field goal to insure he couldn't be accused of being shut out.


You know what, Gregg? Fuck you too. Interointerobangbangbanginterobangbangbangshutthefuckupyoujesusdualpenetratingdildo.
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I hope laudablepuss locked up his guns (and threw away the key). NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/09/2005, 1:43pm PST NEW
    Why, something going badly somewhere? by laudablepuss 01/09/2005, 1:46pm PST NEW
        And now, let's all take time out to admire TMQ's colossal brain. by laudablepuss 01/11/2005, 5:16pm PST NEW
            Why did I bother reading the rest? by laudablepuss 01/11/2005, 5:35pm PST NEW
                And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by whydirt 01/11/2005, 6:14pm PST NEW
                    Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by laudablepuss 01/11/2005, 6:58pm PST NEW
                        Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Creexulator 4000 01/11/2005, 7:40pm PST NEW
                            Haha! =( NT by whydirt 01/11/2005, 7:40pm PST NEW
                            Even so, I like the call. by laudablepuss 01/11/2005, 10:08pm PST NEW
                    Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/13/2005, 2:19am PST NEW
                        Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Bill Dungsroman 01/13/2005, 3:55pm PST NEW
                            Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by laudablepuss 01/13/2005, 5:22pm PST NEW
                                Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/13/2005, 5:29pm PST NEW
                                    Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Bill Dungsroman 01/13/2005, 6:10pm PST NEW
                                        Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by laudablepuss 01/13/2005, 7:17pm PST NEW
                                            Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/14/2005, 12:44am PST NEW
                                                Re: And here I thought that early onside kick was the dumb call! by Bill Dungsroman 01/15/2005, 1:14pm PST NEW
            Okay, but this was funny. by Bill Dungsroman 01/11/2005, 6:41pm PST NEW
 
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