Caltrops - Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"]Jso and I were in TF2 today, I was fucking destroying the enemy team NATCH (twist). 8( On map 3 of dustbowl, I was on defense as heavy, got an uber, and killed 10 fuckin people right there as they poured out of the front doors, and this was minutes after the map had been running and they hadn't capped the first point. So, I kept moving forward, and the rest of my team, in a welcome display of competence, followed me in, erasing the blu team from existence and blowing their sick asses into the next worrrrld. Jso was helping and healing as a medic or daymomin, but we couldn't help but to spawn camp the enemy team, literally pressing our dicks against their front door, for just about the rest of the map. They beat us off (HURURUR) from the front door a couple times but eventually we kept pushing back into that basement area that we're not even supposed to be in, wrecking their shit and etc. So of course next round and map we brag about how we did good, BRAG BRAG BRAAAAAAAAAAG. Actually we didn't even brag that much, mostly made jokes about how having a lot of points makes us better people and shit. And holy shit did people start drinking the mold spores, fucking crying and bitching about how YOU AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD (we topped the team/server/MVP board of course HEH), and we informed them that it might be advisable for them to remain crying. Eventually after repeated ass kickings delivered from us, along with a few shutouts, and finally getting that achievement for not allowing a single cap in gravel pit, no one said shit about us bragging, and we just laid it on more and also talked shit about what pussies people are for crying just because we pointed out the fact that we were doing good, which we were. We didn't even say we were better than the rest of our team, or that our team was better, or that their team sucked. Apparently, there are just so many huge pussies out there who are super sensitive to reality and facts and the truth (people such as anime fans, furries, and people who suck at TF2 or Left 4 Dead, OR ADMIN CS SERVERS) that they are practically waiting to start crying and pissing their frilly sundresses. Just as it does on clapstro, the behavior of others inherently justifies and vindicates us, and no amount of jacking off to guro or Iraq hostages being decapitated can sooth the pain.[/quote]