Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: Let's talk constructively about this guy's appearance.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Qt3 reporter"] <img src="http://www.bluh.org/me3.jpg"> WTF FTW[/quote] It's unfair of people to make fun of a fat, very plain looking person's decision to pull 'hilariously' retarded expressions in photos. It's fair to make fun of his execution, but come on: you don't want to keep a face like that still and straight longer than you absolutely have to. You want to keep it in motion and never give a person a second for their eyes to settle on any one part of your terrible face and conclude in half that second that you shouldn't be fucked for a thousand dollars. Here's some advice, fatty: Chin-strap facial hair only makes the jaw look sharper on oval faces. On someone your size, it just makes us think about how much beard is missing. Because your face is huge and terrible, you need to make it appear longer. Wear more open neck or v neck clothing (shirts in particular with large stiff collars), and get thicker, taller frames for your glasses. Nothing nutty, just something that, when a girl looks at you, will distract her for long enough for you to look at the floor and kick at an imaginary stone. [/quote]