Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Plastikman"][quote name="William H. Hayt, Jr."]I wonder how much of your personal life is embarrassing or stupid or disgusting that you are too much of a pussy to tell us about. This site needs more great stories from mysterios. Maybe you’re that guy that masturbates after table tennis. Hey! I bet if you drew a dog, it would look like bad furniture. How do you like THAT, Dr. Zinger? I'll break it down for you, hot stuff. 1) "According to my calculations": A phrase commonly used to preface actual calculations. Note the lack of mathematics and/or logical deductions in my entire original post. Could I possibly be so stupid as to misuse a phrase in such a way? Maybe, but it’s unlikely. What’s more likely is that you’re a parroting idiot. 2) “Upon hearing this for 20 seconds on Amazon”: This indicates that I made a quick snap judgment. Do people who make quick snap judgments point that out beforehand? Most don’t. Why? Do a study for me little buddy, maybe you’ll learn something. I’ll give you a hint: it has to do with credibility and you being about as subtle as horse manure. 3) "On Purpose Corny/Bad/Retro Electro": I call this point the final point. Why? The answered is a double edged sword. On the one hand we have the obvious fact that this is the last actual point. On the other, this phrase without a shade of reasonable doubt proves that you’re crazy. You’d have to be <i>absolutely insane</i> to not recognize that as a joke (good or bad isn’t the issue here). You can accuse me of not being funny. I’m ok with that. In fact, I welcome any criticism from anonymous sources that isn’t saying “YOU SUCK AT WRITING!” or whatever it is that you did. Anyway, good luck. [/quote] Don't type angry.[/quote]