Forum Overview :: LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring :: What woman WOULDN'T fall for such a precise calculator?? (a self-respecting one

[quote name="Last"]It sounds like he took the proposal and made it all about himself, his intricate and labyrinthine scheming flawlessly executed, his love of shitty Japanese video games. Since he didn't report anything about the girl being put off by his thoughtless vanity, scientists have concluded that she is a whale. Aw, shit, maybe I jumped the gun. Maybe the actual event WAS focused more on her and this guy is just a poor storyteller looking to collect the cred (gil) due him by his friends (chocobos). Even still, the smart money is on this aerith I MEAN, THIS GIRLFRIEND being a chunk. [/quote]