Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Positions

[quote name="Quétinbec "]I don't know how many positions I use over the course of a 30 minute fuck, but I'd say it is fewer than average. I like to hold on to positions that don't consume much energy (side fucking and being rode) and skimp on press up missionary or anything that will 'gas' me. If I get tired, I get bored. There are certain positions I don't like to cum in. If a girl is pretty, I don't like to cum while fucking her from behind because if I can't see and touch her beautiful tits and face, I feel they are going to waste and I might as well be fucking an ugly girl. Don't get me wrong, though; if I've been with a girl for a while and I want to imagine she's someone else, I'll cum from behind. That's what doggy style is for. Be suspicious of anyone who favours this style. The hardest part of sex, for me, is initiating a change of position. Initiating a change of position is not something you see in porn movies. They cut between changes or it's choreographed so the people both know where they're supposed to move next so there's no need for communication re: what we should do next. There are certain positions that flow quite naturally from one to the other and these don't require any communication. For instance, you can very easily transition from a side fuck to a fuck where you're on your back and her back's flat on your chest and you're fucking her while she's looking at the ceiling. You don't need to say anything to bring about this change; it's just a few simple movements and she's there before she knows where she is. Those kinds of transitions make life easy. But say you want to transition from fucking her from behind on all fours to fucking her from behind while she's lying flat on the bed. Right from the get go, because her face is obscured, it's harder to tell if she wants a change of position, so you're probably going to have to communicate to get that information if her happiness is a factor in your decision. But let's say you don't give a damn about how she's feeling and you want her to change position regardless. You can't just push on her ass and hope she'll fall flat on her stomach and stay there because that will require an aggressive amount of force and she'll twist around and ask you what the fuck you're doing. You have to say something. I think I say something like, "Lie flat on your stomach, babe." which I'm not really happy with. A lot of the people I fuck don't speak English very well, AND don't know what they're doing too because they've only been fucked by assholes and Asians. In these cases, everything has to be spelled out and there are mistakes and I take these mistakes badly. I've had plenty of occasions like, "Turn on your stomach. No, ON your stomach. NO! RETARD! LOOK! *grabs girl* YOUR FUCKING STOMACH" "Sorry" "No, don't worry about it. Just... stay..." Hahahah! So, it's kind of a big deal for me because it really kills the mood if you think the girl you're fucking is stupid, especially if she thinks you think she's stupid. She's not stupid. She has excuses. It's just that she's APPEARING stupid in the middle of a fuck and it's making things awkward. I guess in addition to getting better at initiating changes of position, I'd also like to put more strategic thought into how all these positions are going to play out in the grand scheme of a fuck. I think we're all guilty of not putting much strategic thought into our fucks. [/quote]