Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Zseni!

[quote name="Quétinbec "]Zseni, I think you're angry mostly because I called a prettier girl than you ugly, but that was really just a matter of time because you're not very pretty and these guys are baiting me hard with this terrible looking woman! I wouldn't be saying nasty things about her if she was just one ugly girl one guy had a thing for (more power to that guy), but five guys here are speaking highly of her, and she's mouth-breathing bogan shit, and it calls into question my taste in women. [quote name="Zsenitan"] You're lying to yourself (constantly, but on this point in particular) if you think that's going to delight a whore or make her feel like she's about to fuck someone special. Delighting a whore would mean lying on the level of: I'm writing a novel/I'm in a band or if you want to go the educated route I'm getting my MBA. [/quote] Except every foreigner in Korea is writing <i>something</i> so they can pretend there's more to their lives than teaching/soldiering and fucking the locals. I was even writing a screenplay, for fuck's sake! Writing means nothing and should be kept a secret. And anyone in ANY country who's impressed by an MBA isn't worth lying to. MBAs are for fucking assholes. Outside of Korea, say on the beaches of poorer countries, a million unemployed foreign losers will call themselves writers for spell checking their gmail, or call themselves a musician if they can play half a radiohead song. Who's gonna bother calling them out when they're half drunk and covered with sand? Maybe a tiny amount of these 'artists' are for real, but I'd say any semi-starving local girl would rather not play those odds when screening them, which is why fat, old stable motherfuckers do so well over there. They're a sure thing. As for being an engineer in Korea: Korea has the highest ratio of engineering graduates in the world. Even girls that study fashion there spend half their time learning manufacturing technologies and come out with degrees in 'Textile Engineering' because if your degree doesn't involve some element of 'engineering', it isn't worth shit in Korea. It's cool, and because Samsung, LG, and Hyundai own every apartment building, petrol station, and chocolate bar, BUT remain primarily engineering companies. Chemical engineers run department stores over there. There are alternatives to being an engineer. If you can speak Chinese, you can be a lawyer. If you're willing to spend the rest of your life working, you can be a doctor. Anything else, though, is not a tier 1 occupation and hurts marriage prospects. Irene's parents arranged her marriage to a guy solely because he was working as a qualified engineer. He looked like shit and had gambling and abuse issues, but that was overlooked because... he was an engineer. Deal with it girl! He was only making about $14k a year, too, so it wasn't even a money thing. In short, you tell Asian girls you're an engineer. You don't say the retarded things you suggest. [quote name="Zsenitan"] "I'm getting my phd in EE" means "I'm smarter than you and I have a real future." [/quote] True and they're the things I most want to project about myself, but probably more important to them is that it also means I'm dependable, safe, and a little dull. [quote name="Zsenitan"] Since you're obviously frivolous and stupid, this is also obviously an insulting lie and people - including whores, who are ALSO people, one of their many alsos - will always take it that way. [/quote] Anyone with an erection acts stupid. If you had a dick, you'd understand. And I'd say whores aren't around a lot of guys who don't have erections so it's not like me being stupid would stick out much. I don't hang around long enough after I've finished for them to discover any of my other less obvious flaws. If only they knew me like you do! [quote name="Zsenitan"] Although, that whole fuck-a-corpse thing you're rockan is really creepy. [/quote] This has already been acknowledged by me and this is the last I want to hear about it! [quote name="Zsenitan"] You're losing points QB! This business with Allie Sinn is another incendiary act of creepiness: whether or not she's hot, you absolutely cannot talk about women without ending up either talking about yourself or talking about money. [/quote] Because those things determine what kind of woman I can get. I can't have a productive conversation about women without mentioning these factors. If you want to talk about women in the abstract, go start a thread with Ray. Some of us have gypsies to marry. [/quote]