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[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Fussbett"]Don't try that negative carrot incentive shit with me, man! I invented it! It makes me want to NEVER post the photos! You're lucky I think Zseni will enjoy them! [/quote] Although unlike QB I have all kinds of shit going down on a daily basis so I can't really afford to professionally wait for Fussbett to post things. TRUE STORY: during one of my many self-imposed Caltrops exiles, I voyeured only once: to read Fussbett's Cuba posts and the totally hilarious fallout where everyone tried (after the fact) that it was stupid to go to Cuba because what's in Cuba well nothing worth looking at. Then Fussbett quite reasonably asserted that in Cuba one can look at Cuba, see look at this pictures to that effect. This concept was totally foreign to everyone but Fussbett. I have profound sympathy for any kind of trip to Taiwan. First off, the guy who got me into my current house is a former Taiwanese MP. He has the best character of anyone I've ever met: backbreaking willingness to help you out at any time for any reason, plus an equally backbreaking sense of entitlement that drives his many hundreds of demands for your time and effort and money. He is constantly pushing pungent, ugly, and inedible Taiwanese snacks on me. I have bought a forest's worth of fundraising wreaths from his kid's boy scout troop. He refers to his wife as "Boss" and to me as "Princess," but really this just means "people who has to make all the decisions" and "person who pays all the bills" respectively. Secondly one of my favorite poets is Taiwanese, Yang Mu. Thirdly, my favorite site for on-tap azn comedy photos is <a href="http://www.wretch.cc/album/">Taiwanese</a> - danger, camgirls with overbites ahoy! Search for Waterman![/quote]