Caltrops - Troll Police





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"]First I'll have to work in a reference to this (maybe another rap adventure) in an upcoming series. [youtube id="0zAf_McgVSk"] I know, it will be like Caruso's rap star friends getting the wurrrrrrd out on the street about the dangers of trolls, THEY ARE JUST HELPING THE COMMUNITY AN SHIT, and Caruso will be running in place in the recording booth giving a thumbs up. ^_^b Second, Troll Police 13 (or 5 or zero?) ROBINSON CARUSO, Caruso's ancestor. Caruso will tell a story when trapped in an elevator with a bunch of adorable kids or some shit, and tell them of his ancestor Robinson Caruso who solved crimes by fuckin gathering sticks and pebbles and shit, and killed trolls with a slingshot (it's as primitive.......... 8( as can be YAAAAAAAAAA). That'll be Troll Police 13 or 5 or something, because I think I skipped 5. Or TROLL POLICE ZERO. Meanwhile, Troll Police 12: Now I remember it was Kobuh, and this. (1:48:33 PM) Jhoh Cable: CANNOT RESIST URGE TO TROLL HRNFNFHRN STOP ME BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE (1:48:39 PM) Jhoh Cable: YOU MUST USE THE MAGIC DAGGER (1:48:48 PM) Jhoh Cable: I WILL HOLD BACK FOR AS LONG AS I CAN (1:48:58 PM) Jhoh Cable: THE BATTLE INSIDE MUST BE INCREDIBLE o__________o (1:49:04 PM) Jhoh Cable: That will be Troll Police 12 actually. :( (1:49:15 PM) elkoba1185: hahaha (1:49:26 PM) Jhoh Cable: Where there's some gay mystical magic shit going on and the guy is like half troll and he has to wage an inner war. (1:49:42 PM) elkoba1185: the trolling becomes an ADDICTION (1:50:03 PM) Jhoh Cable: O___________O (1:50:18 PM) Jhoh Cable: It'll be an undercover troll cop that Caruso has to have put down because he's gone rogue. 8( (1:50:19 PM) elkoba1185: oh man this looks terrrible ~_~ (1:50:22 PM) Jhoh Cable: Maybe his mysterious ex half brother. (1:51:39 PM) elkoba1185: and then caruso has to shoot him, but he can't - so he fires his gun into the air while screaming Also there was some mention of like in Unforgiven where someone follows someone around writing their life story, I dunno. I don't know why I can't remember any of this SHIIIIIIIIT. I'll have to try to remember more of that shit later and flesh out Troll Police 12. It can't be too early to start scriping it, although to tell the truth after forgetting some of the details WHICH I KNEW WERE GOOD, suddenly I'm not as interested in this. So I guess it would be best to make it a really short series, like 10 pages. And for the Troll Police video game, I don't know if it will happen, but if it does I'll do the art for it. You play a flying Caruso head that skims the water of the Florida everglades (level 1) shooting human sharks and various floating head trolls. Either it'll be up and down a river with a constant water spray effect (Battletoads style) or up and down Gradius style and when you get down close to the water the spray comes out. At the end of stage 1 will be a boss which is a giant airship you fly along side and blow off turrets and shit and shoot enemy trolls that jump <b>or float</b> off at you. Then you destroy the wings and the engines and shit like that and the thing explodes mission accomplished. Also there should be little animated comics (with voices? AND MUSIC) in between levels with Caruso talking and dealing with the chief or some shit whatever, and choo kooking his gun every time he goes into a level. When you fire in the game a little gun should appear and shoot. Maybe even make the gun need to be reloaded. Then perhaps upgrades, like say the laser upgrade replaces his gun with lasers shooting out of his sunglasses. Stage 2 might take place in outer space or something. There should only be like 3 stages and it should be a short easy game. ALSO maybe there should be easy mode, which is the normal difficulty, and the other mode would either be called ULTRA EASY or FUCKING BULLSHIT IMPOSSIBLE, or maybe both. Either it'll be one mode and whatever it's called (easy or impossible) will just be you shoot one dude and win, NO BACKGROUND OR STAGE OR ANYTHING, or it'll be two modes, super easy will be you shoot one guy and win, and then impossible will be you get killed as soon as you start and it's impossible to even play, and then it just sends you back to the difficulty selection screen.[/quote]