Caltrops - Icewind Dale





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Ray of Light "]Prostitutes are tough and survival-oriented too; let's concentrate on homeliness and awesome.[/quote] Yeah, but prostitutes cross the line and do an unacceptable thing. And you’re never sure how tough they are because you’re only having sex with them. Maybe they’re weak and get bullied into it by someone running an orphanage. They’re not going to tell you about it. And you’re not going to look into their eyes and find out because imagine looking into their eyes! It would probably fuck you up. Just staring into them like a fucking freak. Hmmm. Hahahah! Something for the todo list in a couple of years maybe? The context makes them seem a lot cooler than they are anyway because you’re so scared and excited. I was from a small industrial city in Korea and when a whore in Seoul said she knew where my city was and I asked her how she knew and she replied, “Because I’m Korean.”, I thought she was the coolest girl for saying that. And it's not really a very clever thing to say at all. It was just cool that she said a normal thing in that fucked up context. So they're kind of shooting fish in a barrel as far as impressing you goes. They just have to open their mouth. I can't remember what my point was. [quote name="Ray of Light "] I think the ten-point scale is bullshit, but she was a 6 (gypsy is not a 6). [/quote] You shit-eye-contact-having CUNT. She’s fucking Romanian. Show some respect. [quote name="Ray of Light "] She was a good cook and would clean my house while I was at work (we didn't live together). She was good with money and could do light construction. I guess you could call her awesome? [/quote] Why? What's awesome about that? That's just OK. [quote name="Ray of Light "] Trouble was, she was so insecure about her looks that paying any sort of compliment was a goddamn minefield. She'd get angry or sarcastic or confused or tearful -- sometimes all of these! [/quote] Perhaps you didn’t sound very believable because of your shit eye contact. [quote name="Ray of Light "] What I learned from her is that unattractive comes with baggage too: vinyl baggage that will split at the seams and leave the things you care about strewn throughout the terminal.[/quote] I have the same baggage as many ugly girls. And you should understand because you went bald. You came to terms with that eventually because you had no choice – a bald head is a bald head at any angle and under any light. But so long as your girl can hide her shit for long enough to pretend it’s not there (under make up or by tilting her head or whatever), she can convince herself she is what she isn’t and get by. I mean, she'll fall to bits a bit a few times a weak, but deal with it. I like her style.[/quote]