Caltrops - Icewind Dale





	[quote name="Ray of Light "][quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"]I would love to see anyone who actually believes this.[/quote]Oh yeah? How is 3am tomorrow morning while you sleep, MOTHERFUCKER? Anyway! <h4>Version 1, as told to Ray, December 2005. </h4>Sassy gets license at 16 by flashing the examiner. Is given car. Two days later, gets really drunk and tries to drive home because she's done it a lot. Has blackout and drives into a "closed carport" owned by world's most laidback elderly couple. <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: my mom just took it away because about two days after i got really drunk and thought i could drive home <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: coz i'd done it a lot <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: and i drunkenly blacked outedly <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: parked my car in a carport that wasn't open <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: and crashed into an old person's home partway in the dead of night :( <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: luckily they didn't call the police because i was like crying <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: and they just called my mom <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: and my mom paid them the damage <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: and all was well in the world except she forbade me to drive until i was nineteen <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: that was lucky <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: i know <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: i could have been in prison or have killed like twenty babies <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: i don't know <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: it just seemed to have worked out <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: PERFECTLY <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: do you have blackouts a lot? <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: not anymore <font color=mintcream>Sassy</font>: i don't drink that much anymore Her mother goes on to impose discipline for the first and only time in Sassy's life, and sticks to her guns for three years. In the interim, Sassy cures her own advanced alcoholism! She is so successful that, three years later, she is able to drink casually again and is completely rocked by four mixed drinks consumed over 90 minutes. <h4>Version 2, as told to Ray, January 2007. </h4>Sassy, who cannot ride a bicycle to this day, does not get her license until she is too old to live at home and be driven around. Concocts story to explain lapse.[/quote]