Forum Overview :: Icewind Dale :: That's kind of a stretch [nsfw]

[quote name="Ray of Light "]For one, Sassy was <i>actually</i> attractive; you didn't have to squint or anything. Here is a pretty good pic of someone who looks a lot like her: <img src=http://naknak.net/ersatzzy.png> Compared to this pic, the genuine article has bigger tits, thicker calves/ankles, and rarely held such a stupid expression on her face. Other differences: <ul><li>Sassy's thefts were neither preannounced nor surreptitious. </li><li>Marriage to Sassy would last more like 7 months than 7 years.</li><li>Sassy would never ride pariah class on a train, buy anyone ice cream, or pick fruit to save money.</li></ul> [/quote]