Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: Gross fat people food: a full disclosure

[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Fussbett"]I got to enjoy that tale as if it were new. Gross! An old co-worker of mine, slightly chubby but cute, was talking about her new boyfriend making bacon for her for the first time. She said it was the best bacon she ever had! How could this be? She asked the brand, but it was nothing special. Must be her imagination. Much later she finally sees him fry the bacon. The secret ingredient was loads of butter! On bacon! Because she is not a full fatty she tells him to never do this again. Eventually I saw a picture of the guy. Fat.[/quote] I'm just kidding guys I'm not actually going to disclose anything. But here is a list of gross fat people food that fat people have described to me and I loled: <hr></hr> - BACON FRIED IN BUTTER WHAT? my mother's father used to make ramen and put butter in it, also, but that was not what made him fat as much as his Olympian alcoholism. - Ranch dressing on pizza. Ranch is only tangentially food in the first place; who the fuck does this and expects anything but contempt, honestly? - Peanut butter on ice cream. So nasty! Good ice cream has a wonderful structured sweetness and is non-goopy. SO LET'S JUST THROW ON PEANUT BUTTER, NATURE'S MASKING TAPE? - Grilled mayo, cheese, and bacon sammiches. I totally almost hurked when a dude was talking about this in class. I don't like mayo in the first place and have painstakingly scraped it off of a hundred million fast food burgers, which is a bit lol but: cheese + mayo is a grave error, and contaminating bacon with the subsequent rubber-cement-like paste is just an awful idea. - Fry sauce. NO. This is some kind of Mormon thing where they mix mayo and ketchup and then put it on fries, on purpose. I have a similar visceral hate reaction to poutine, which everyone assures me is delicious and does not make you mentally fat, but I will have none of it. - (the Yaoigirl did this one) leaving grease from cooking meat on your George Foreman grill, then later coming back and using the grill to make nasty used meat grease fry bread. <hr></hr> That's it. I'm sure you guys have a ton more but I don't usually talk to horrible people about their eating habits. [/quote]