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[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Fussbett"]You've convinced me. Lead on with your trail of tears to Asia! Oh, now I've gotta wait for you to get through several years of your entry level Australian banking job? Well fuck this, I'm out again. [/quote] You had your chance last year, nigger. The trip in two years is way out of your league. It's will be an 12-18 month journey into adulthood costing $30,000 and spanning Central Asia, Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and maybe South America.[/quote] A journey into adulthood usually doesn't start by throwing away your meager savings and then fleeing. Not that I advocate journeys into adulthood, but let's call your last youthful fling what it is: More of you avoiding responsibility. After your trip I predict you'll come back to Australia or some other Commonwealth country that will have you, and your new girlfriend will encourage you to get a job to start the slow climb out of debt. Since she's half white she's more valuable to you than previous egg-faced "girlfriends" so you whip up another fake resume and land another bank job. Later, depression, and finally suicide. Some faggy method too. Pills maybe. Your suicide note will blame your father and the bank manager. There's my second Long Bet: Quétinbec dead by 2015. It looks like I'll be in Taiwan in mid-2009 anyway, pal. I don't need your permission! And if I grow a beard back, that's my business too![/quote]