Forum Overview :: Rants :: By sports you mean - what exactly? MMA or soccer, you cringing faggot?

[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"]A week ago I was biking up Bluh Bloo Bloo Mountain, and I was panting and aching and sweating and aching and sweating and even (!!!!) pulling over to the side (!!!!!!!) every now and then to get some fucking lactate out of my fucking thighs before proceeding, and a couple of fucking Mormons breeze by me in white dress shirts and nice slacks and ties. [/quote] Man, who wants to hear about this shit. Why don't you get fit playing competitive sports like normal people? If you don't have a good answer to this question, you are a loser. [/quote] <a href="http://www.srs.fs.usda.gov/trends/Nsre/Rnd1t13weightrpt.pdf">It is my strict adherance to normalcy that makes me who I am.</a>[/quote] You're fucking normal, actually, just like you feared, and certainly by the standards of the world's fattest nation. Competitive sports are easier, more fun, and do more for you. Consequently, you have been considered a loser. [/quote] I tell QB stories at work all the time. They are much more interesting to <i>proles</i> than my actual life, most of which was spent reading dull important books and in scrupulous study of my navel.[/quote]