Forum Overview :: =( :: Report 2 This is harder than expected and my results are unfunny.

[quote name="Last"]Date: August 10, 2008 Time: 10:00 AM What were you doing when the attack began? I attempted to walk past a homeless beggar. He stopped me and asked if I had spare change and I said yes. He asked if I could spare it, and I said yes I could. He asked if I would give it to him and I said no. He asked why not and I told him that I believed he would buy booze with it. I only want to walk down a sidewalk without being confronted by the decay of Western society! Plus, I’m cheap! Then I ran off. Later, there was a busty woman in the same elevator as me. She told me it was her first day and that everyone was real nice. I said that’s because she has big jugs. She slapped me and stormed off. [/quote]